If You Know the Song Then Come Sing Along!!

"Wobbles the Mind" (wobblesthemind) 07/07/2017 at 15:15 • Filed to: Children's Folk Song

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When you’re driving in a Chevy and you feel something heavy, [Diarrhea...diarrhea].

When you’re working on a Ford and someone screams, “OH LAWD!!” [Diarrhea...diarrhea].

When you changed your engine oil but your underpants are soiled,[Diarrhea...diarrhea].

When the freshener is a waste because it’s stink that you can taste, [Diarrhea...diarrhea].

When that jiggle in your Honda hits the mat as hard as Rhonda, [Diarrhea...diarrhea].

When your Lincoln is in park but your butt just left a Mark, [Diarrhea...diarrhea].

When your Uber pulls around and the seats are green and brown,[Diarrhea...diarrhea].

When you feel the engine sputter but it’s really booty butter, [Diarrhea...diarrhea].

When you just got out a Hyundai and find a chocolate sundae, [Diarrhea...diarrhea].

When you jump out of a Jaaag and your pants start to saaag, [Diarrhea...diarrhea].

Every place is closed for miles but you’re open at your bowels, [Diarrhea...diarrhea].

When you’re polishing your grille and you feel that doodoo spill, [Diarrhea...diarrhea].

When you think your car is clean until that tingle hits your spleen, [Diarrhea...diarrhea].

When you open up your hatch and you need to light a match, [Diarrhea...dia-ok I’ll stop now].

Takuro Spirit > Wobbles the Mind 07/07/2017 at 15:17

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When you’re climbing up a ladder and you feel something splatter,

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Wobbles the Mind 07/07/2017 at 15:18

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[Scoob...Scoob]

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Wobbles the Mind 07/07/2017 at 15:29

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This is funny. But it happened to me last week driving along I90. Had to emergency poo in the woods off some sketchy off ramp in the mountains.

“Every place is closed for miles but you’re open at your bowels.”

thebigbossyboss > Wobbles the Mind 07/07/2017 at 15:40

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I had forgotten this was a thing for the last oh 22-23 years, but now that’s it’s been brought forward somehow I still know all the words.

jimz > Wobbles the Mind 07/07/2017 at 15:41

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 When you wade through a creek, and an eel bites your cheek, That’s a Moray! 

Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > jimz 07/07/2017 at 17:58

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this pun made my week

TheRealBicycleBuck > Wobbles the Mind 07/07/2017 at 19:48

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Ah, a trip through my childhood. One of my favorites as a kid:

Comet, it makes your mouth turn green. Comet, it tastes like Listerine. Comet, it makes you vomit! Let’s have some comet, and vomit, today!