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Kinja'd!!! "ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn)
07/06/2017 at 12:09 • Filed to: None

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I love this guy. Today, they are abusing McDonald’s hamburgers. Come for the press, stay for the extruder.

And as a bonus, watch him destroy fidget (or, has he says, “Fid-Get”) spinners by overlocking them.


DISCUSSION (19)


Kinja'd!!! DrScientist > ttyymmnn
07/06/2017 at 12:13

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le big mac?


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > DrScientist
07/06/2017 at 12:15

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le flat mac


Kinja'd!!! benjrblant > ttyymmnn
07/06/2017 at 12:24

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big mac squeeze was pretty good. I lost it on the big mac extrusion, giggled like a little kid for 3 minute straight.


Kinja'd!!! Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. > ttyymmnn
07/06/2017 at 12:24

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Is there any place you can go in this world where they don’t sell those disgusting burgers? I was hoping that Finland would be McDonald’s-free, but apparently not...


Kinja'd!!! Takuro Spirit > ttyymmnn
07/06/2017 at 12:28

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I want to know how they got a Big Mac to look that good, like that shit came outta commercial or something. Everytime I get a Big Mac from McDonalds it looks like Fat Bastard sat on it and did a 360 no scope with extra ass sweat.


Kinja'd!!! OPPOsaurus WRX > Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing.
07/06/2017 at 12:32

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my best guess would be North Korea and Antarctica


Kinja'd!!! awmaster10 > Takuro Spirit
07/06/2017 at 12:39

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Big macs surprisingly often look like the picture when I get one. The mcdouble looks like a flattened bun with ketchup leaking out of it though.


Kinja'd!!! Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > ttyymmnn
07/06/2017 at 12:48

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Thanks, now I’m hungry.


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
07/06/2017 at 12:52

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Go get a spoon.


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > Takuro Spirit
07/06/2017 at 12:53

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Crafted with pride in America.


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > Takuro Spirit
07/06/2017 at 12:53

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Crafted with pride in America.


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing.
07/06/2017 at 12:53

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There are actually more Subways now than McDonalds.


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > benjrblant
07/06/2017 at 12:54

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This guy has way too much fun. I’d be interested to know what he does for a living.


Kinja'd!!! Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. > ttyymmnn
07/06/2017 at 13:03

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More, but it’s not any better taste-wise. And this coming from someone that likes the occasional bit of fast food.

At my last job most people just wanted to eat sandwiches at lunch. While I was there I got them to break their dull habits and go out for authentic Mexican, sushi and even Korean fast food. After I left they fell back into their old ways, and it’s back to sandwiches and McDonald’s 5 days a week. Borrrrringgggg...


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing.
07/06/2017 at 13:06

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I do not dislike Subway. But we try very hard to limit our intake of fast foods in general.


Kinja'd!!! Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > ttyymmnn
07/06/2017 at 13:31

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And those delicious meatball subs... Mmmmm....


Kinja'd!!! Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > ttyymmnn
07/06/2017 at 13:55

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-or straw-


Kinja'd!!! PS9 > ttyymmnn
07/07/2017 at 10:56

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“Und nao, we will press Mac Doonald hambooger that is outside for 5 days. It is rock hard, so we will see!”

* machine starts*

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* snap*, *klink*

KABOOOOOOOOOSH

“Oh my goodness, hambooger is still here and tha machine is dead? How can this happen? No, no, that is $200,000 machine! Broken by a hambooger...”


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > PS9
07/07/2017 at 10:57

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That channel wouldn’t even be half as funny if that guy didn’t have the accent.