Today Is My Birthday

"PS9" (PS9) 07/04/2017 at 10:08 • Filed to: None

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To celebrate, I brought a Powerball ticket. I’m not going to win.

But If I do win, I going to buy a brand new CTS-V.

pip bip - choose Corrour > PS9 07/04/2017 at 10:09

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happy birthday!

Wheelerguy > PS9 07/04/2017 at 10:11

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Happy birthday, last generation of PlayStation.

PS9 > Wheelerguy 07/04/2017 at 10:16

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Hardly the last! I fought valiantly, but my successor the PS10 will continue the fight against latest iteration of our hated foe, the f(xbox) d/dx 2x^2

Captain of the Enterprise > PS9 07/04/2017 at 10:19

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Happy birthday and good luck!

Agrajag > PS9 07/04/2017 at 10:20

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Happy birthday!

Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom > Wheelerguy 07/04/2017 at 10:21

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Waaaat? They skipped PS5 thru 8? Dammit.

Rustholes-Are-Weight-Reduction > PS9 07/04/2017 at 10:26

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That is the only possible nomenclature for future Xbox products

Carbon Fiber Sasquatch > PS9 07/04/2017 at 10:28

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CB > PS9 07/04/2017 at 10:28

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Happy birthday! Dibs on $1 million if you win.

Rustholes-Are-Weight-Reduction > PS9 07/04/2017 at 10:29

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Happy birthday, and good luck!
If you don’t win. get this one:

https://www.carsforsale.com/vehicle/details/32451755
Let the others take the depreciation hit

Wheelerguy > PS9 07/04/2017 at 10:32

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But does it have backwards compatibility?

Wheelerguy > Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom 07/04/2017 at 10:33

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No, they didn’t, you imbecile! What year were you born in, anyway?

JeepJeremy > PS9 07/04/2017 at 10:36

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Happy bday! I hope you win!

Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom > Wheelerguy 07/04/2017 at 10:44

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I see your sarcasm detector requires calibration. Therefore I shall forgive your obnoxious insult.

Wheelerguy > Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom 07/04/2017 at 10:49

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Shit. Knew my unit is busted.

Sorry, I’m calling Shep, I reckon he has a deal.

$kaycog > PS9 07/04/2017 at 10:51

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Happy Birthday! Have some cake!

PS9 > Rustholes-Are-Weight-Reduction 07/04/2017 at 11:01

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I brought the ticket because I actually won smaller lottery plays 3 times in a row and my birthday was coming up. Maybe my luck won’t run out! (it will)

The bad news though is without the lotto, this is the only CTS-V I can afford.

PS9 > $kaycog 07/04/2017 at 11:01

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Only $kay will let me have my cake and race it too.

FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > PS9 07/04/2017 at 11:04

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Happy birthday. Excellent vehicle choice for lottery winnings. I love seeing these on the road. Doesn’t seem like as many as the previous generation, but I think the price went up along with the power level.

PS9 > Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom 07/04/2017 at 11:04

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Hey, Microsoft skipped windows 9 an jumped all the way up to 360 only to go back to one and now on to numberless variables with the X1X. It’s only fair!

Rustholes-Are-Weight-Reduction > PS9 07/04/2017 at 11:06

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Better on fuel at least :)

PS9 > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com 07/04/2017 at 11:08

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$83k is kindof a lot. The CTS now is a massive improvement over the last car, buuuuuut...they aren’t there yet. There are small issues here and there that need to be ironed out for the next CTS if they want to ask German numbers.

Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom > PS9 07/04/2017 at 11:32

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Porsche is on a similar system with the 911. Silly Germans.

EL_ULY > PS9 07/04/2017 at 11:54

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Duuuuuuuuuuude! Happy birthday!