"Not tonight honey, I'm not in the mood"

"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee) 07/02/2017 at 18:46 • Filed to: None

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PS9 > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/02/2017 at 18:57

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It must have heard the rumors of BMW dropping the manual soon. Now it’ll never get it up. The shifts will be all sloshy and weird now.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > PS9 07/02/2017 at 19:00

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It’s just cold, I promise it’s not always like that.

Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/02/2017 at 19:00

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Looks like you’re gonna really need that dual zone climate control tonight. 

TheHondaBro > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/02/2017 at 19:00

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http://oppositelock.kinja.com/theres-a-joke-in-here-somewhere-1796587300

PatBateman > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/02/2017 at 20:09

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That’s a severe case of whiskey stick.

I’ll be here all week.

BLCKSTRM > PatBateman 07/02/2017 at 23:47

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Lol - and I think you might be on to something!

Instead of the breathalyzer on the steering wheel, put it on the stick.

This is what happens when you blow over the limit!

BLCKSTRM > PatBateman 07/02/2017 at 23:48

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And yes - just the knowing they’ll make you blow on the stick is its own deterrent!