This meme....

"K-Roll-PorscheTamer" (k-roll390) 06/29/2017 at 19:29 • Filed to: Spiders

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It’s not entirely inaccurate. Perspective changes somewhat. I coexist with spiders now.

PS9 > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 06/29/2017 at 19:35

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NO YOU FUCKING DON’T. HUMANS AND SPIDERS ARE ENEMIES!!! THERE IS NO COEXISTENCE, ONLY CONFLICT AND DESTRUCTION

THIS IS A DIRECT ORDER, SOLDIER! DO NOT LET ANY OF THE ENEMY LIVE!! KILL THEM DEAD UNTIL THEY’RE ALL KILLED DEAD. ELIMINATE THEM FROM THE FACE OF THE EARTH FOREVER!

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > PS9 06/29/2017 at 19:44

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Hi! I like to eat spiders!

vondon302 > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 06/29/2017 at 19:46

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That’s a 2x6.

Above 1 inch they die above 1 inch and a half I try to move them away from the house.

CRider > PS9 06/29/2017 at 19:49

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A spider eats ~2,000 bugs a year. Every time you kill one, think about all the other insects you just invited into your home. “ Of the known spider species, only about 25 are thought to have venom that has an effect on humans. The two bestknown venomous spiders in the U.S.— the black widow and the brown recluse—have not been proven to have caused any deaths in more than two decades. ”

CRider > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 06/29/2017 at 19:50

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This is the source of the meme.

Urambo Tauro > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 06/29/2017 at 19:55

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Put ’em both in a shift knob !

Viggen > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 06/29/2017 at 19:56

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Tarantula Hawks at least look cool. Wouldn’t want to be stung by one but they’re more conventional than they 8 legged freaks.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 06/29/2017 at 20:07

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Tarantulas are fuzzy. And cute.

PS9 > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 06/29/2017 at 20:45

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!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!

Sorry, but I’m blowing this planet up. We have a responsibility to the rest of the galaxy not to fucking spread motherfuckin’ SUPER SPIDERS all over the stars. Even if there is a chance one could escape...nope.

There are other planets. I’m sure there’s other life out there. If not...well it was a good ride.

PS9 > CRider 06/29/2017 at 20:56

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A spider ea-

A spider? WHERE?! KILL IT, KILL IT RIGHT NOW

CRider > PS9 06/29/2017 at 21:06

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merged-5876237249235911857-hrw8uc > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 06/29/2017 at 21:16

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I let them live outside of the house, but if they come indoors, nope.

DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 06/29/2017 at 21:51

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Serves the spider right.

Svend > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 06/29/2017 at 22:10

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Ye’, people look at the world and say, ‘see there has to be a god, look at the beautiful world’.

My reply, ‘then what the f*** was s/he thinking when they created this creature’.

Maxima Speed > Svend 06/29/2017 at 22:22

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A cool looking predator  I think he’s got a sense of humor and just wanted to creep people out with spiders.

boredalways > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 06/29/2017 at 23:28

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acarr260 > merged-5876237249235911857-hrw8uc 06/30/2017 at 10:30

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That’s the rule in our house as well. I actually had one descend from the kitchen ceiling last week while I was prepping food for dinner. It just casually lowered itself about a foot away from me. The ballsy little guy had a water burial shortly thereafter.

Bryan doesn't drive a 1M > Viggen 06/30/2017 at 10:50

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Have you seen one in person? Terrifying, and huge. They flap their wings really loudly when you walk near, which is nice as a warning, I guess.

Viggen > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M 06/30/2017 at 19:09

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No I haven’t. Wouldn’t mind it though

Bryan doesn't drive a 1M > Viggen 07/01/2017 at 00:48

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I’ll admit to being strangely drawn to it while simultaneously terrified.

6691 zapS > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 07/06/2017 at 20:00

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Relax people. Narrow viewpoints are understandable when emotions are involved.

But Feelings are not Facts