I Had a Visitor Last Night

"Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection" (itsalwayssteve) 06/29/2017 at 07:05 • Filed to: Bugs, NOT CAR RELATED, Not a Triumph

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A stag beetle was just chillin’ on my front porch while I had the dogs out for their evening constitutional:

pip bip - choose Corrour > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 06/29/2017 at 07:08

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did you squash it?

Bourbon&JellyBeans > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 06/29/2017 at 07:11

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Eh, no thanks.

nerd_racing > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 06/29/2017 at 07:27

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did you throw a pokeball at it? Pinsir I believe?

user314 > nerd_racing 06/29/2017 at 07:32

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No way, that’s clearly Chop Shop, one of the Deluxe Insecticons.

Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection > pip bip - choose Corrour 06/29/2017 at 08:33

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Nope. I figure it has an evolutionary purpose to be in the yard so I let it be.

ttyymmnn > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 06/29/2017 at 08:42

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I’m pretty sure it’s evolutionary purpose is to slash your jugular vein and drink your blood.

user314 > ttyymmnn 06/29/2017 at 09:42

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I know you’re joking, but adult stag beetles don’t eat much at all, and their mandibles are used for fighting over females, exactly like the deer antlers the beetles were named for.

“ LET CLAW PLACH BEGIN !”