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"ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn) 06/22/2017 at 14:51 • Filed to: None

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jimz > ttyymmnn 06/22/2017 at 14:52

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Type O Negative’s “Christian Woman” means I have all sorts of untoward answers to those questions.

TheHondaBro > ttyymmnn 06/22/2017 at 14:53

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Question 7 is misleading. Love thy neighbor *except if he’s brown or gay.

itschrome > jimz 06/22/2017 at 14:57

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“christian woman” is the brand of cat food I buy for my cats..

RallyWrench > ttyymmnn 06/22/2017 at 14:59

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My neighbor’s a dick. Would I fail?

Tekamul > ttyymmnn 06/22/2017 at 15:01

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6. Medium rare, on a bed of baby spinach with a nice chianti.

nerd_racing > TheHondaBro 06/22/2017 at 15:04

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show me in the bible where it says that...

ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) > TheHondaBro 06/22/2017 at 15:06

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Or a women, unless she’s married. And then it’s more of a ‘tolerate’ not love.

Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street. > TheHondaBro 06/22/2017 at 15:07

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Especially if they’re hung like a horse.

Ezekiel 23:19-20.

ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) > nerd_racing 06/22/2017 at 15:08

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Which version of the Bible are you reading? Because you have to read the correct translation to see it.

This one seems to be favored among Tr*mp supporters.

Berang > TheHondaBro 06/22/2017 at 15:12

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Jesus was brown, and he never married. I’m not saying he was gay and brown, but I’m not not saying it.

nerd_racing > ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) 06/22/2017 at 15:21

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I see the joke, but I am generally curious as to the passage in the bible it came from.

ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) > nerd_racing 06/22/2017 at 15:46

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The love thy neighbor quote? I t’s from Mark 12:30-31 .

Also referenced in the Sermon on the Mount earlier in the Book of Mark.

And basically everything Jesus supposedly said goes against literally everything the rCons practice with their policy.

nerd_racing > ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) 06/22/2017 at 15:49

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I know those ones, I was referring to hondabro’s comment about excluding brown or gay people.

ttyymmnn > Tekamul 06/22/2017 at 16:00

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And some fava beans. Don’t forget the fava beans.

xyzabc > ttyymmnn 06/22/2017 at 16:01

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You didn’t answer the other two questions....

ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) > nerd_racing 06/22/2017 at 16:08

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See Tr*mp’s tweets about the Muslim Ban, his EO rolling back Obama’s LBGTQ protections, and literally his entire existence up until now.

HondaBro’s quote is calling out the rank hypocrisy among Tr*mp supporters in that they like to claim the ‘moral’ high ground and bash us all over the head with the Bible, and then flat refuse to actually follow what it says about those very issues.

nerd_racing > ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) 06/22/2017 at 16:11

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Trump and his supporters are not God though. I really would love to see the actual verses they use to support their theories...

Wacko > ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) 06/22/2017 at 16:12

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Some NSFW tags if you want to post vulgarities like that her please

Rust and Dust - Oppositelock Forever > nerd_racing 06/22/2017 at 16:15

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Not to start a theological debate, and this only covers the gay portion of HondaBro’s statement, not the brown, but:

Genesis 19:4-5 (the destruction of Sodom and Gomorrah)

And to confirm the interpretation of “know” as sexual from the above passage:

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Jude 1:7

The “strange flesh” is often accepted as homosexuality.

ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) > nerd_racing 06/22/2017 at 16:34

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Those versus don’t exist.

It is just hatred. And they use their ‘sincerely held’ religious beliefs to attempt to hide their malice toward others. Tr*mp won in part because his supporters are tired of being called on their hate, and he talked a big game and said the same things about everyone else just like them.

Wheelerguy > RallyWrench 06/23/2017 at 10:50

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Well, I mean Yeezus said turn the other cheek, so face your right and let that penis swing wildly.