Simpsons Quotes

"Wacko" (wacko--) 06/22/2017 at 13:21 • Filed to: Simpsons

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The one I use the most is

“Who shot who in the what now?”

I use it when someone says something I didn’t hear right

and my other favorite is

“Sweet merciful crap”

so what are your favorites OPPO?

random001 > Wacko 06/22/2017 at 13:25

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“There’s no trick to it, it’s just a simple trick!”

jimz > Wacko 06/22/2017 at 13:26

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I most frequently use Principal Skinner’s “GM Chrysler!” outburst.

dropthatclutch > Wacko 06/22/2017 at 13:27

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“Ha!” - Ms. Krabappel RIP

The ultimate laugh of derision.

Arrivederci > Wacko 06/22/2017 at 13:27

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My favorite (though it has limited use):

“No TV and no beer make Homer something, something”

“Go crazy?”

“Don’t mind if I do!”

EL_ULY > Wacko 06/22/2017 at 13:30

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“Shhh, you wanna get sued” From the Shining Treehouse of Horror

“Like a fox!” A couple episodes mainly the Lemon tree/Shelbyville

“Grisly bear underwear” from Mr. Burn’s “See my vest” song

“Take that! And That!” Smthers shooting staples from when Mr. Burns gets shot

“Hi everybody” and “You need booze” -Dr. Nick Riviera

“Whoaaaaa that’s good Squishee” Bart

and literally many others that don’t pop to mind at the moment

Wacko > Arrivederci 06/22/2017 at 13:30

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I used that one today in a reply to an oppo post that’s what got me thinking about it.

http://oppositelock.kinja.com/oppo-is-pretty-hot-this-morning-1796333422

My X-type is too a real Jaguar > Wacko 06/22/2017 at 13:31

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Stupid Sexy Flanders

CB > Wacko 06/22/2017 at 13:32

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“Everything’s coming up Milhouse!”

Chuckles > Wacko 06/22/2017 at 13:32

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unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > Wacko 06/22/2017 at 13:33

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“meh”

“cromulent”

When I buy a bag of premade chicken that says grill
“Le grill, what the hell is that?”
“Save me Jebus”

When I do a repair
“The half-ass approach to foundation repair”

In high school, saying superintendent was a tongue twister so I just said “SuperNintendo Chalmers”

HammerheadFistpunch > Wacko 06/22/2017 at 13:39

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I definitely use sweet merciful crap a lot.

Chuckles > Wacko 06/22/2017 at 13:40

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Also,

MonkeePuzzle > Wacko 06/22/2017 at 13:41

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vondon302 > Wacko 06/22/2017 at 13:43

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Stupid carbon rod.

Alcohol solution to and cause of all of life’s problems

Wacko > HammerheadFistpunch 06/22/2017 at 13:46

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that one shows our age

Jason Spears > Wacko 06/22/2017 at 13:50

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“SMRT”

“Just because I don’t care doesn’t mean I don’t understand.”

Quimby: I’m sick of you people! You’re nothing but a bunch of fickle mush-heads!
Guy in crowd: Give us hell, Quimby!

Homer at baseball without beer: I never realized how boring this game is.

Honeybunchesofgoats > Wacko 06/22/2017 at 13:55

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Hey ma, how ‘bout some cookies?

No dice!

This. Ain’t. Ovah.

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > Honeybunchesofgoats 06/22/2017 at 14:06

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My dad and I reference that bit a lot.

spanfucker retire bitch > Wacko 06/22/2017 at 14:14

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Hi everybody!

It’s perfectly cromulent.

Me fail english? That’s unpossible.

I am so smart. I am so smart. S-M-R-T...

haveacarortwoorthree2 > Wacko 06/22/2017 at 14:16

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That’s unpossible.

Wacko > MonkeePuzzle 06/22/2017 at 14:16

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Jcarr > Wacko 06/22/2017 at 14:16

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I use “crap on a crutch” a lot.

Also:

“Nutty fudgkins”

“Aw, raspberries”

I’m sure I use many more that I don’t even notice.

0pihl > MonkeePuzzle 06/22/2017 at 14:30

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“I used to be with it but then they changed what it is” Grandpa Simpson

“Records from that period are spotty at best”-Nelson Muntz

MonkeePuzzle > Wacko 06/22/2017 at 14:51

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“look in the tunk”

Cash Rewards > HammerheadFistpunch 06/22/2017 at 15:05

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That’s my wife’s. I forgot it was even a Simpson’s quote.

Cash Rewards > Wacko 06/22/2017 at 15:15

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Boo-urns!

Wacko > MonkeePuzzle 06/22/2017 at 15:55

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why did I have the Bowl Bart, why did I have the Bowl

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > Wacko 06/22/2017 at 19:53

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ranwhenparked > Wacko 06/22/2017 at 21:36

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I find

“your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter, but..”

and

“Well, your story is very compelling, Mr. Jackass, I mean...”

to be quite useful in both HR and customer service situations.

ranwhenparked > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) 06/22/2017 at 21:38

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I know I work cromulent and emiggen into conversations as often as possible, along with velocitator and deceleratrix.

Wacko > ranwhenparked 06/22/2017 at 21:54

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The newsletter is a classic, I use that one online from time to time

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > Wacko 06/22/2017 at 21:54

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