"My citroen won't start" (lucasboechat)
06/20/2017 at 20:09 • Filed to: None
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"My citroen won't start" (lucasboechat)
06/20/2017 at 20:09 • Filed to: None | 2
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The year is 2019, the Chinese have invaded.
Tensions had risen to never seen before levels, the US owed millions to China on Orange tanning spray and fake Golden paint and one childish Tweet from President Trump caused the entire world to enter WWIII.
After 2 bloody years the US is annexed by the Red Army, president Trump seeking asylum with the Russians at Putin’s summer Dasha, the entire State of Florida is imploded, Texas is now a Sovereign Christian Racist State or SCRS, thousands of lives lost.
As a result of this war and a gesture of good faith, the Chinese open a Refugee program for key Americans wishing to emigrate to China. Those chosen will be given a Class C dwelling, a Research Position in their respective fields, complementary free healthcare and a vehicle.
You are picked for the program.
All Class C dwellings are located on failed Chinese Ghost towns, and you are free to choose which one from the empty properties. All of them monitored by the Politburo.
Even the copy Paris Dwellings are available.
Now that you have accepted to be part of the program (or face the harsh reality of the American wasteland as the alternative), they give you a choice of 4 personal vehicles, these are:
The HAVAL H9
2.0T - 208HP - AWD -6SP Auto.
WEY VV7s
2.0T - 230 HP - AWD - 7SP DCT.
Geely GC9
2.7 V6 - 270 HP - FWD - 6SP auto.
BAIC BJ80
2.3T - 250HP - 4WD - 6SP auto.
not for canada - australian in disguise
> My citroen won't start
06/20/2017 at 20:11 |
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I’m liking the WEY. Kinda like a mix between an F-Pace and a Levante.
dogisbadob
> My citroen won't start
06/20/2017 at 20:27 |
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I’d take the G-wagon knockoff
Honeybunchesofgoats
> My citroen won't start
06/20/2017 at 20:27 |
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None. MG 7. My Chinese visa doesn’t expire until 2025, so I’ll already be there and don’t need your stupid resettlement program. I have a lot of Chinese friends and I’ve made it clear that I am to survive to lead a Vichy-style government when China takes over.
feather-throttle-not-hair
> My citroen won't start
06/20/2017 at 20:28 |
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THE GEELY IS A VOLVO, I TAKE THAT ONE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.
promoted by the color red
> My citroen won't start
06/20/2017 at 20:31 |
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If I’m living in North or West China, I’ll take the BAIC. If I’m living in East or South China I’ll take the Geely.
f86sabre
> My citroen won't start
06/20/2017 at 20:44 |
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Would an old Chevy step side be an option? And screw the French style stuff. I stayed in an “authentic” French flat in Paris the last two nights. It sucked. No AC, no airflow, 95 deg, and it smelled of 50 years of bad smokes.
Maxima Speed
> My citroen won't start
06/20/2017 at 20:58 |
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None of the above, I stay I the US wasteland and wage war against the commie scum with my band of teen-age guerrilla fighters named, the “Wolverines”. Im so original.
fintail
> My citroen won't start
06/20/2017 at 21:20 |
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I’ll take the fakeydoo G-wagen. Crumbling roads need an SUV.
Probably won’t be a big change for me, as Chinese money owns a lot of real estate in my area.
gmporschenut also a fan of hondas
> My citroen won't start
06/20/2017 at 21:22 |
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Geely. Their bond with Volvo gives me the greatest hope of surviving an accident.
wiffleballtony
> My citroen won't start
06/20/2017 at 21:41 |
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I chose to live out my Red Dawn fantasy. WOLVERINES!!
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wiffleballtony
> Maxima Speed
06/20/2017 at 21:43 |
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I sincerely doubt the Red Army would make it through the mountain states.
sn4cktimes
> My citroen won't start
06/20/2017 at 21:47 |
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What’s Canada’s status in this scenario? Living like kings, or only the sturdiest of us surviving in log cabins eating moose jerky?
I’m really quite fine with either...
MrDakka
> Maxima Speed
06/20/2017 at 22:05 |
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You can play guerilla all you want, I’ll be building Liberty Prime to kick the Commies off of American soil.
gogmorgo - rowing gears in a Grand Cherokee
> My citroen won't start
06/20/2017 at 22:29 |
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I’ll insist there’s no need for a new car and get myself a BAW Qishi.
pip bip - choose Corrour
> My citroen won't start
06/21/2017 at 06:10 |
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Geely.
R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet
> My citroen won't start
06/21/2017 at 07:22 |
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I chose to stay and fight with equal temerity, the Red Chinese army and the “Super Racist Christian State”.
PS: I think it would be Dacha, not Dasha.