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"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
06/19/2017 at 17:28 • Filed to: Detached shop too!

Things I would still like but still cannot afford.

DISCUSSION (22)

Dusty Ventures > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
06/19/2017 at 17:33

I’d like it more if they continued the garage for the entire first floor

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
06/19/2017 at 17:38

Kinja'd!!!

What’s going on here? Was there not enough room for a water heater in the house?

Spaceball-Two > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
06/19/2017 at 17:39

Yeah but then you’d have to mow all that lawn.

haveacarortwoorthree2 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
06/19/2017 at 17:41

Is it just me or does the side of the house look really weird with those two growths stuck on there like that?

SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
06/19/2017 at 17:43

Just get half the house then. Start with only the garage plus a mezzanine floor over it...should be sufficient and much cheaper too.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > haveacarortwoorthree2
06/19/2017 at 17:52

I saw that too, my 1942 house had a punch out for a closet like it was a second thought. But a 2017 house should have everything inside.

Textured Soy Protein > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
06/19/2017 at 17:54

That’s like Rich Redneck Funland.

“I’m gonna build me a house with a 4-car garage where one of the cars is my RV! Then I’ll put an outbuilding out back for more work space! But I’m sticking with the gravel driveway.”

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
06/19/2017 at 17:58

That’s where the dead escorts go.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Spaceball-Two
06/19/2017 at 17:59

Ugh. I have a 3-lot yard now and man I really hate mowing that son of a bitch

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media
06/19/2017 at 18:00

My wife will be pleased with the arrangement

fintail > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
06/19/2017 at 18:09

Mcmansionhell would have a field day with this thing.

This is the zenith of distant suburb PNW architecture - faux craftsman, iffy shingles, likely iffy material/finish quality, weird appendages (pellet stove?), dominant garages. But no prairie muntins!

Spaceball-Two > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
06/19/2017 at 18:15

Same here buddy. Worked all day in the yard on Saturday.

SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
06/19/2017 at 18:21

Wins all round then. Job done. Want me to hold your beer whilst you break the news to her?

wafflesnfalafel > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
06/19/2017 at 19:01

The blob on the right looks like one of those gas fireplace bumpouts, (with the little stainless vent thing,) No idea about the bigger one. They sure kinda mess up the lines of the house... And that is a huge lot...

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Spaceball-Two
06/19/2017 at 19:30

I just bit the bullet today and will now have a yard waste bin from the city.

Spaceball-Two > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
06/19/2017 at 19:36

I filled that shit so fast on Saturday between grass clippings and tree trimmings I can barely move it to the curb.