Ouzo? **** that ****!

"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats) 06/18/2017 at 17:33 • Filed to: None

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no really though, what happened to Ben?

Literally the only alcohol I have in my house is a 2/3s a bottle of ouzo and two separate halves of a bottle of absinthe. Basically, they’re the same, except one of the bottles of absinthe was given to me by a friend whose uncle runs a country, so it has sentimental value. Also it looks like a bottle of Scope mouthwash and made in Romania(?) and I’m not 100% that it isn’t half chemical. So I’m drinking the ouzo.

I hate ouzo. So. fucking. much.

Honeybunchesofgoats > Honeybunchesofgoats 06/18/2017 at 17:34

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Me drinking ouzo.

Honeybunchesofgoats > Honeybunchesofgoats 06/18/2017 at 17:36

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As an aside, did “fuck that shit” exist before Blue Velvet? Probably. But I say that a lot and I’m pretty sure that’s due to Blue Velvet.

Your boy, BJR > Honeybunchesofgoats 06/18/2017 at 17:36

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I’LL FUCK ANYTHING THAT MOVES

Honeybunchesofgoats > Your boy, BJR 06/18/2017 at 17:53

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WilliamsSW > Honeybunchesofgoats 06/18/2017 at 17:58

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I think I’d roll the dice on that 2nd bottle of absinthe, chemicals be damned.

Ouzo sucks.

Honeybunchesofgoats > WilliamsSW 06/18/2017 at 17:59

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It’s not the death aspect so much as the shittiness. At the end of the day, they’re both shitty cloudy anise drinks, and if I don’t drink the ouzo soon, I’m just going to pour that hateful shit out.

WilliamsSW > Honeybunchesofgoats 06/18/2017 at 18:04

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I don’t hate absinthe like ouzo, personally. Not that I like it either.

But either one will give you a hangover from hell if you drink more than a little bit.

You should invite the person who gave you the ouzo over. To punish them too.

Honeybunchesofgoats > WilliamsSW 06/18/2017 at 18:17

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:( I bought it on a whim.

I’m lucky when it comes to hangovers. As long as it doesn’t involve vodka and I don’t mix my drinks, I can drink as much as I want and still get up at 5 AM feeling refreshed.

Honeybunchesofgoats > WilliamsSW 06/18/2017 at 18:24

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Okay. Actually, I took a big gulp and nearly threw up. No. Fuck this shit. I’m out. I give up.

WilliamsSW > Honeybunchesofgoats 06/18/2017 at 18:29

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You’re luckier than me, then. I get them pretty easily, unless I take great care to pace myself.

Although I’ve figured out that beer is just the worst for me, and as long as I drink decent booze/wine, I’m ok.

WilliamsSW > Honeybunchesofgoats 06/18/2017 at 18:30

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Aren’t you in the city where you can get delivery, stat?

That, or a trip to the liquor store seems in order.

Also, give it up and pour that shit in the sink.

fhrblig > Honeybunchesofgoats 06/18/2017 at 18:44

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I have some cooking wine and that’s it. I need it to cook dinner, though. And that’s why I’m drinking diet Orange Crush right now.