Darwin Award Finalist

"citizennick" (citizennick) 06/16/2017 at 09:50 • Filed to: None

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Natural selection at work. Apparently happened in Arizona but I can’t find any story on it yet. Both are fine. Mustang owner actually came in the group that posted this and did his best at trying to troll the guys commenting. Just like driving, he was a bit over his head and left.

OPPOsaurus WRX > citizennick 06/16/2017 at 09:52

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his next comment should be ‘ i can’t drive 65'

cuz clearly he can’t

pip bip - choose Corrour > citizennick 06/16/2017 at 09:54

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Darwin needs to up his game.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > citizennick 06/16/2017 at 10:00

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Let me guess. Accident occurred at 11:05?

I’ve got no issues with speed, but speed alone won’t do that to you... unless the tires can’t handle it or something. Either he was weaving like a dipshit, playing chicken with his roomie, distracted or all 3.

jimz > citizennick 06/16/2017 at 10:02

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nitpick- if they survived, they’re not up for a Darwin Award. It gets awarded to people who punch their own ticket via their own stupidity before they have a chance to reproduce.

citizennick > jimz 06/16/2017 at 10:04

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well damn. At this rate he still has a chance.

Milky > citizennick 06/16/2017 at 10:05

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Love stories like these.

http://oppositelock.kinja.com/bro-truck-driver-gets-exactly-what-he-deserves-1790979774

AuthiCooper1300 > jimz 06/16/2017 at 10:14

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To be eligible for the award you have to die or become impaired to reproduce. Maybe they survived but will have to be on hormonal supplements from now on.

Case in point: the genius who decided to use a .22 round as a fuse in his truck. Fusebox was located under the dash, driver’s side.

I have another burner, try to guess it! > citizennick 06/16/2017 at 10:27

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Welcome to the 21st century!

Wacko > citizennick 06/16/2017 at 12:17

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all these horses in my car got me going crash

Akio Ohtori - RIP Oppo > citizennick 06/16/2017 at 12:22

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