How not to park your Maserati 

"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats) 06/08/2017 at 08:29 • Filed to: None

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You can’t see it from this angle, but he was on the line and basically left no more than 8" between the Jeep and his car. Like, I don’t know that the Jeep driver could even fit between the cars. Jeeps are probably the last cars you ever want to block in like that.

He was also a doucheweed who didn’t even tip the $0.30 change he got back in Starbucks. Which is probably why I got my coffee first, despite being behind him on line (he sweetly let the door close in my face despite being three feet behind him) and having espresso shots in my coffee.

I hope the Jeep owner got there first.

Honeybunchesofgoats > Honeybunchesofgoats 06/08/2017 at 08:34

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This should give you an idea of how much space there was on the driver’s side.

boredalways > Honeybunchesofgoats 06/08/2017 at 08:35

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I hope there a door ding when he left.

Honeybunchesofgoats > boredalways 06/08/2017 at 08:37

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Normally I’d just put it down to shitty parking, but since I was actually behind the guy, I’m confident that he’s just an inconsiderate dick.

boredalways > Honeybunchesofgoats 06/08/2017 at 08:40

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Next time, “accidentally” spill a couple of drops of coffee on his car.

Or him

JR1 > Honeybunchesofgoats 06/08/2017 at 08:41

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It sounds more like a mistake to me than bad parking

Honeybunchesofgoats > boredalways 06/08/2017 at 08:42

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“Oops. I spilled my coffee when I went to sit it on your roof while trying to squeeze into my car.”

Honeybunchesofgoats > JR1 06/08/2017 at 08:43

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Normally I’d give him the benefit of the doubt, but he seemed like a legit dick.

shop-teacher > Honeybunchesofgoats 06/08/2017 at 09:02

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That confirms it. This douchcanoe is a mega dick. There’s tons of other parking. If I had been that Jeep owner, stuff would’ve happened.

Honeybunchesofgoats > shop-teacher 06/08/2017 at 09:05

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When we parked, I was on the other side of the grass divide where the white van is, and that entire side was empty.

shop-teacher > Honeybunchesofgoats 06/08/2017 at 09:07

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I have no doubt. I can count a dozen open spots, just in that picture.

Tripper > Honeybunchesofgoats 06/08/2017 at 09:20

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Maserati’s are such poser cars.

Honeybunchesofgoats > Tripper 06/08/2017 at 09:25

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I’ve taken to calling them “baby’s first exotic.”

WiscoProud > Honeybunchesofgoats 06/08/2017 at 14:41

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I very almost never tip at starbucks. On the rare occasion we have a big order or something, I might, but they aren’t paid tip-based wages. Wait staff typically get 20% from me, but if I’m not being waited on, there is little chance you’re getting a tip.