Project Trollscort

"The_higu" (higupon) 06/07/2017 at 23:05 • Filed to: #Trollscort, Ford, Escort, ZX2, Ferd, 2Fast2Furious

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In February i picked up a daily beater as to not drive the Fiesta as much. (being responsible and all). After having it for a few weeks as it was (What with its massive exhaust leak and lack of control arms endlinks) I got the great idea to go ahead and start project #Trollscort: An exercise in modification irony. Basically it’s going to be awful, but who cares. It brings a sense of satisfaction that you can’t get from a good (Decent) car.

Mod List is as follows

Interior Delete

Radio Delete

HVAC Delete

Flex Pipe Delete (Already done)

Chalkboard Hood and Trunklid

Stickers for horsepower

Chalkboard Hubcaps

Antenna Delete

Making a bad car worse is easily one of the most satisfying things in the world

Chariotoflove > The_higu 06/07/2017 at 23:16

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Wow. Well, go big or stay at home. Chalkboard the whole thing. Drive around with “your ad here” on one side and “too cheap to wrap it” on the other in bright chalk.

Or Rusteolum the whole thing. People will steer clear of you in parking lots at least.

facw > The_higu 06/07/2017 at 23:19

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You need to integrate a chalk holder so random people can write on your car.

Kiltedpadre > facw 06/07/2017 at 23:23

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Attach a hook to the side and hang a little bucket of sidewalk chalk on it when parked. I like the thought of never being certain what will be drawn; though we all know often it will be penis racing stripes.

ToyotaFamily > The_higu 06/07/2017 at 23:28

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cover it in stickers of memes

AdverseMartyr > The_higu 06/08/2017 at 03:04

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I actually enjoyed the ZX2 I had. Crappy car for sure, but it had a good power to weight even if it was FWD. I like the chalkboard paint.

Stapleface > The_higu 06/08/2017 at 07:05

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I guess I must be missing it. If this will be a daily, why on earth would you want to make it MORE uncomfortable by removing the radio, HVAC and interior? And deleting the flex pipe? The drone would be unnerving.

Wrong Wheel Drive (41%) > The_higu 06/08/2017 at 07:54

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I still think you should go doorless and sawzall sun roof

Lokiparts > The_higu 06/08/2017 at 10:26

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I laughed when I saw the “Is this for sale?” on the trunk lid.

But it’s definitely fun to occasionally drive a crappy beater that you could just not care less about.