![]() 06/05/2017 at 21:41 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
I’ve spent the past 24 hours violently ill. Fortunately that’s resulted on my dropping 12 pounds. Sadly however that also still puts me 20 pounds heavier than I should be.
![]() 06/05/2017 at 21:47 |
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I’ll be right over, I need to drop twelve.
![]() 06/05/2017 at 22:17 |
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Not a good way to lose weight. I hope you get better.
![]() 06/05/2017 at 22:33 |
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Feels bad man, hope you get better. But at least you didn’t have to deal with users and lazy, useless support desk guys.
![]() 06/05/2017 at 22:34 |
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Don’t turn on your AC, you can lose some en route NASCAR style.
![]() 06/05/2017 at 22:40 |
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Thanks. Wouldn’t have been my choice either.
![]() 06/05/2017 at 22:41 |
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That’s true! I’m sure they’re going to serve up two scoops of stupid tomorrow
![]() 06/05/2017 at 22:41 |
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Hang in there.
![]() 06/05/2017 at 22:55 |
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As Marky Mark would say, I will hang tough.
![]() 06/05/2017 at 22:55 |
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A few summers ago I DD’d my ‘66 GMC with no AC and vinyl seats. I must habe lost 20lbs that summer.
![]() 06/05/2017 at 22:56 |
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That’s expert level sauna stuff
![]() 06/05/2017 at 23:26 |
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Blood capsules and a mouthful of water friend-o, user comes up with stupid issue (not saying all the issues are stupid, but you know the ones) you start work on it for them, then burst a capsule and proceed to fake vomit blood everywhere.
![]() 06/06/2017 at 09:36 |
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LOLOLOL. And shake uncontrollably
![]() 06/06/2017 at 10:14 |
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Or just give everyone bags of sugarfree ahribo bears.
![]() 06/06/2017 at 12:35 |
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That will be my parting gift to my coworkers. Assuming they’re ever back in Stock.