At LEAST Once a Year Tucker Gets Vandalized

Kinja'd!!! "Mercedes Streeter" (smart)
06/04/2017 at 16:20 • Filed to: Egged

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This year it happened at my apartment complex. Great, fantastic. They had two eggs. The first was a direct hit and put a DEEP chip in the paint. It’s so caked on there I still can’t get it off. Egg number two missed and rolled under the car. Phil is unharmed.

Now I won’t be able to park and trust that my cars won’t be hurt. :( The worst part is that my dash cam only runs when the car is running.

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This weekend is already a load of garbage. I’m sick, I still can barely breathe, couldn’t do my brakes, couldn’t start the off-road project, and now this.

Ugggh, I really cannot freaking catch a break!


DISCUSSION (20)


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > Mercedes Streeter
06/04/2017 at 16:26

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People are assholes. They should have used organic eggs instead.

I kid, I kid.

That sucks. Eggs are bad for the paint. You should wash it off quickly.


Kinja'd!!! WilliamsSW > Mercedes Streeter
06/04/2017 at 16:27

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Ugg, people are assholes sometimes.

Does the complex have security cameras?


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > Mercedes Streeter
06/04/2017 at 16:27

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I’m not sure what kind of satisfaction people get out of throwing eggs at cars.


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Mercedes Streeter
06/04/2017 at 16:32

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One time someone threw an entire cantaloupe at the back window in my dads Silverado, along with eggs at the Safari (lol kid you aren’t hurting that paint) and house. I don’t understand people.


Kinja'd!!! facw > Mercedes Streeter
06/04/2017 at 16:35

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That sucks.

Out of curiosity, is that apartment building actually curved, or is that just distortion from the lens?


Kinja'd!!! unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > Mercedes Streeter
06/04/2017 at 16:42

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Sorry to hear about that. Get it washed asap or use dish washing soap. Wax the smart. Follow up by smashing your enemies.


Kinja'd!!! Mercedes Streeter > facw
06/04/2017 at 16:49

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Actually curved! It’s a cluster of about 7 C-Shaped buildings.


Kinja'd!!! TheRealBicycleBuck > Mercedes Streeter
06/04/2017 at 17:05

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Maybe it’s time for a new dashcam.

“ Records While You’re Away

When your car is parked, DashCam’s Gravity Sensor detects sudden movements, such as a car bumping into your car, and automatically turns on to record activity.”

https://www.anker.com/products/R21101F1?utm_campaign=DonanimHaber&utm_medium=referral&utm_source=DonanimHaber

I don’t know how sensitive it is, but if this one does it, surely there are others that do to!


Kinja'd!!! Mercedes Streeter > WilliamsSW
06/04/2017 at 17:08

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They have a hilariously useless security officer and internal cameras, nothing outside though.


Kinja'd!!! Mercedes Streeter > jkm7680
06/04/2017 at 17:09

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Still trying to figure out why some people feel like vandalism is so cool or whatever. I mean, these people would hate it if their car got egged!


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > Mercedes Streeter
06/04/2017 at 17:20

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Exactly, haha. If you find out who did it, I’ll find a dinosaur egg to drop on their car.


Kinja'd!!! V8Demon - Prefers Autos for drag racing. Fite me! > Mercedes Streeter
06/04/2017 at 17:28

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Small amount of acetone on a rag, wipe on wipe off. Use spray detailer to remove residue. Done.


Kinja'd!!! WilliamsSW > Mercedes Streeter
06/04/2017 at 18:02

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You’d think that outside the building would be an excellent place for cameras...


Kinja'd!!! TheTurbochargedSquirrel > Mercedes Streeter
06/04/2017 at 18:20

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Fuck people.


Kinja'd!!! Clemsie McKenzie > Mercedes Streeter
06/04/2017 at 18:43

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Ugh, people are shit. Sorry you have to deal with that.


Kinja'd!!! gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > Mercedes Streeter
06/04/2017 at 20:43

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that sucks. was anyone else hit?


Kinja'd!!! Mercedes Streeter > TheRealBicycleBuck
06/05/2017 at 14:32

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Might be worth a shot! Might also be time to get covered parking or a good car cover. *sigh*


Kinja'd!!! Mercedes Streeter > gmporschenut also a fan of hondas
06/05/2017 at 14:33

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Nope! Just me! Weird they hit the older smart though, guess they gave me some mercy.


Kinja'd!!! gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > Mercedes Streeter
06/05/2017 at 22:05

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my buddies window got egged. by the time the building crew came it was a crusty mess. if you haven’t cleaned, I recommend some soap and warm water. maybe try wetting and sticking paper towels on to help soften?


Kinja'd!!! Mercedes Streeter > gmporschenut also a fan of hondas
06/06/2017 at 11:08

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Aw man, that sucks!

Thankfully I got it off (whew!). I’ll likely get around to fixing it this weekend. :)