I'm a child. 

Kinja'd!!! "jkm7680" (jkm7680)
05/31/2017 at 17:05 • Filed to: None

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So, the front door of my house is partly glass and you can see through it.

I was walking to my front room and saw a door to door salesman at my front door, we locked eyes and he waved.

I slowly backed out of the room and ran back upstairs. Sorta like this.

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DISCUSSION (18)


Kinja'd!!! Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > jkm7680
05/31/2017 at 17:16

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You hurt his feelings YOU MONSTER!


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly
05/31/2017 at 17:19

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They were a group advocating climate change/the environment.

The guy got into a 2005-ish Suburban and drove away.


Kinja'd!!! Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > jkm7680
05/31/2017 at 17:32

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Dat hypocrisy.


Kinja'd!!! Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > jkm7680
05/31/2017 at 17:36

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BUT... they were carpooling... and that’s good!

And don’t you want to join the environmental movement? You like clean air and water right?

And don’t you ever think of the children?

Look... it’s easy... just go on this link:


http://environmentaldefence.ca/

And put in your name and email address.

Would you like to hear about about our history?

By no, I think you actually mean YES!!

http://environmentaldefence.ca/about-us/our-story/

BTW... are you able to give a small donation?


Kinja'd!!! Klaus Schmoll > jkm7680
05/31/2017 at 17:38

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What an opportunity!!!! You could have made them run away in tears, while simultaneaously leaving you the keys and title of that ‘burb to “safely dispose of”.

A friend of my parent’s had the Jehovah’s witnesses at his doorstep asking if he wanted to talk about that spaghetti monster. He was like “Sure, but I’m doing some work in my yard right now, care to give a hand while we talk?” So he had them pulling weeds and stuff while he tried his best impression of actually giving a shit. When everything was done, he politely asked them to leave.


Kinja'd!!! wiffleballtony > jkm7680
05/31/2017 at 17:39

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For or against?


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell.
05/31/2017 at 17:41

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I’m guessing he just gets paid to pass out the fliers haha.


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > Klaus Schmoll
05/31/2017 at 17:41

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Hahahaha, that’s amazing.


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > wiffleballtony
05/31/2017 at 17:42

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For.

If he was against, I probably would have argued with him for a little while.

I lean to the right, but climate change is one of the causes I work with on a day to day basis. So I kinda have to pay attention to it sometimes a little.

I’m still getting a big V8 truck though.


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly
05/31/2017 at 17:43

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Hahah, I didn’t know you were the guy at my door!


Kinja'd!!! Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > jkm7680
05/31/2017 at 17:52

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If you give a larger donation, I’ll bring around Summer, one of our volunteers. She likes to wear tight t-shirts without bras...


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly
05/31/2017 at 17:53

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wonderful


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > jkm7680
05/31/2017 at 18:13

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LOL!!!!!!!


Kinja'd!!! Monkey B > jkm7680
05/31/2017 at 18:15

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2 came this morning, saw me at the dining room table doing me morning interwebbing. They knocked and rang the doorbell, I just let the dog bark at them til they left. I saw them across the street, was going to make a hasty no soliciting sign but didn’t have time.


Kinja'd!!! wiffleballtony > jkm7680
05/31/2017 at 18:38

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If California floods enough it increases my property values. Lex Luthor intensifies


Kinja'd!!! Wacko > jkm7680
05/31/2017 at 21:34

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That was the door to door Pickup truck salesman


Kinja'd!!! DrDDay > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly
05/31/2017 at 21:54

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I love Summer.

Especially in the winter.


Kinja'd!!! for Michigan > jkm7680
05/31/2017 at 22:29

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Maybe it was a hybrid?