Dumbest Machine Ever?

"ImmoralMinority" (araimondo) 05/30/2017 at 15:13 • Filed to: None

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Quite possibly

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jimz > ImmoralMinority 05/30/2017 at 15:20

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almost as dumb as the Cheese-o-phone, which enabled us to talk to cheese all over the world!

OPPOsaurus WRX > ImmoralMinority 05/30/2017 at 15:27

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how to get me not to visit your site:

PatBateman > ImmoralMinority 05/30/2017 at 15:27

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This is one of those items that you’ll use for a week tops and then put in some cabinet with the intent of using again next week, but realize that it’s stupid and you don’t like Sad Jordan Face pancakes that much.

WilliamsSW > OPPOsaurus WRX 05/30/2017 at 15:33

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Oh god that’s not how you internet

WilliamsSW > ImmoralMinority 05/30/2017 at 15:34

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Their website is even dumber than that product.

shop-teacher > OPPOsaurus WRX 05/30/2017 at 15:37

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Yep. Instant nope.

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > ImmoralMinority 05/30/2017 at 15:55

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It’s also the shittiest and dumbest site ever. Note that it has won awards for that shitty login box, as have many other garbage sites like it.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > ImmoralMinority 05/30/2017 at 16:07

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Jucero is pretty dumb.

https://www.juicero.com/how-it-works/

A pancake machine looks dumb but at least it makes darth vader outlines.

Textured Soy Protein > ImmoralMinority 05/30/2017 at 16:09

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Allow me to introduce you to the Nostalgia Retro Series 3-in-1 Family Size Breakfast Station .

Honeybunchesofgoats > Eric @ opposite-lock.com 05/30/2017 at 16:15

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My response whenever I see that sort of login to view bullshit:

“Hahaha, fuck you. I’ll take my money elsewhere.”

Imagine going to Best Buy and being told you had to give them your email before you could enter the store.

WiscoProud > Textured Soy Protein 05/30/2017 at 17:41

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Honestly, that would probably work relatively well in either a compact apartment or a trailer set up, providing you had enough power.