I found this picture and all I can think is: Germany likes mullets

"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee) 05/30/2017 at 13:19 • Filed to: None

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CalzoneGolem > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 05/30/2017 at 13:26

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Didn’t they invent the mullet?

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 05/30/2017 at 13:29

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This would be a reverse mullet though.

...on not, depending on what you use the bed for.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 05/30/2017 at 13:31

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What auto body style is synonymous with the mullet, more so than any other vehicle?

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 05/30/2017 at 13:34

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I’d say this thing being driven exclusively in reverse, pending further information about some car I’ve never heard of.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 05/30/2017 at 13:38

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Have you never heard of an El Camino? The single most redneck car ever made?

Textured Soy Protein > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 05/30/2017 at 13:48

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BUT WHERE ARE THE CHEVROLETS IN GERMANY ?

FSI - alcohol enthusiast with a car problem > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 05/30/2017 at 14:10

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Business vorne und Party hinten.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > FSI - alcohol enthusiast with a car problem 05/30/2017 at 14:19

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aka “Vokuhila”

Sovande > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 05/30/2017 at 14:37

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Easy....

We’re not all rednecks.

I have another burner, try to guess it! > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 05/30/2017 at 16:03

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Correction. The most awesome car ever made.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > I have another burner, try to guess it! 05/30/2017 at 16:13

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It can be two things at once

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 05/30/2017 at 16:26

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I have, and it’s awesome, but the Merc is more “blended opposites” than it is.