My wife is out of town 

Kinja'd!!! "ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn)
05/28/2017 at 00:27 • Filed to: None

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So I’m sitting outside smoking a cigar, enjoying a nice beer buzz and listening to a great horned owl hooting softly in a nearby tree. What are you fine folks up to tonight?


DISCUSSION (16)


Kinja'd!!! fhrblig > ttyymmnn
05/28/2017 at 00:33

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I lightly sprained my ankle playing football with my stepdad and nephew. Not enough to quit playing, though. A couple beers helped make it hurt less, too. Good times!


Kinja'd!!! DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time > ttyymmnn
05/28/2017 at 00:33

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I’m in a tree hooting like an owl O_O


Kinja'd!!! gettingoldercarguy > ttyymmnn
05/28/2017 at 00:35

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Drinking beer, just got back from the bay sitting in a chair on the beach with ocean water rolling over my feet. Steak about to come out of the sous vide, sear on the grill, garlic infused Yukon gold, bacon wrapped diver scallops. Just gotta wake up early enough to catch Indy 500 and drink more beer.


Kinja'd!!! Shoop > ttyymmnn
05/28/2017 at 00:35

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Your wife, probbaly.


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > Shoop
05/28/2017 at 00:38

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Are you in Virginia?


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > gettingoldercarguy
05/28/2017 at 00:38

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Sounds good to me. Enjoy.


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > fhrblig
05/28/2017 at 00:40

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The only negative is that my cigar is running. I hate when that happens.


Kinja'd!!! Shoop > ttyymmnn
05/28/2017 at 00:42

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Rearrange the letters ayy lmao


Kinja'd!!! tromoly > ttyymmnn
05/28/2017 at 00:44

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Buzz Beer you say?

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Kinja'd!!! gettingoldercarguy > ttyymmnn
05/28/2017 at 00:47

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Beer has gone this way tonight:

pFriem pilsner, pFriem down under IPA, breaking bud from knee deep, Reubens hop idol, fort George suicide squeeze, block 15 sticky hands.

Sobriety not required


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > Shoop
05/28/2017 at 00:53

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You’re short one A and have an extra R and an extra I.


Kinja'd!!! Shoop > ttyymmnn
05/28/2017 at 01:00

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What? I’m pretty RGIAIVIN does not need any extra letters


Kinja'd!!! Junkrat aka Rick Sanchez: Fury Road Edition > ttyymmnn
05/28/2017 at 01:13

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I’m smurfing during the free weekend of Overwatch.


Kinja'd!!! ITA97, now with more Jag @ opposite-lock.com > ttyymmnn
05/28/2017 at 01:57

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As I’m up in Denver this weekend, I went to Coors Field and watched the Cardinals beat the Rockies. As a Stl fan, this made me happy. Friday night’s game was not as fun to watch.


Kinja'd!!! fhrblig > ttyymmnn
05/28/2017 at 08:18

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Yeah, that’s been happening to me a lot lately. I hate having to constantly touch up the burn.


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > fhrblig
05/28/2017 at 10:49

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My Punches have been quite consistent over the years. Only in the last few weeks have I been experiencing bad burns. Hopefully this will work itself out.