![]() 05/27/2017 at 15:26 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
Wait... I didn’t.
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Dammit, I wish they had the leather interior.
![]() 05/27/2017 at 15:38 |
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Tape a dead rabbit to their car.
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I once broke up with someone who would go back and forth between being vegetarian and vegan. It wasn’t because she was vegetarian/vegan, because I don’t care. It was because whenever we’d eat out, the conversation would go like this:
“Want to split something?”
“Sure!”
“What do you want?”
“Whatever you want.”
“Oh, okay... (internally:”I WANT A FUCKING HAMBURGER, I AM NOT THE PERSON WITH A DIETARY RESTRICTION PLEASE FUCKING CHOOSE SOMETHING!) um, a hummus plate?”
![]() 05/27/2017 at 15:43 |
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Goes to show the truth of the old joke:
Q. How do you know if someone is vegan?
A. They’ll fucking tell you...
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I dated someone once upon a time who became vegan to spite me because he wanted to break up. Talked to him like a year later after we broke up and he out right said he did it to piss me off and get into arguments over restaurants. I wish I was making that the fuck up.
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People are idiots.
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That is a very good car for a vegan to drive.
![]() 05/27/2017 at 16:00 |
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Whenever I meet a vegan, I drill them on the various animal products that they could use in their everyday lives.
What I’ve found is that a lot of a vegans aren’t super hardcore, there’s a particular sect who don’t use animal products at all apparently though.
![]() 05/27/2017 at 16:52 |
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as with everything, it’s the zealots who give the group a bad name.
![]() 05/27/2017 at 17:27 |
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I think the lack of animal protein messed with their car buying decisions
![]() 05/27/2017 at 17:53 |
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There’s probably no better purpose for a 200 convertible to serve than being a vegan’s rolling billboard.