Brazilian. It's what's for Lunch.

"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee) 05/26/2017 at 12:21 • Filed to: Food

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What’s Oppo eating on this fine day?

boredalways > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 05/26/2017 at 12:25

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What are those?

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > boredalways 05/26/2017 at 12:25

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Those are food.

itschrome > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 05/26/2017 at 12:26

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omg, can I haz some?

boredalways > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 05/26/2017 at 12:27

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Well played.

But seriously, what’s that dish called?

Because I almost tried to eat phone.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 05/26/2017 at 12:28

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My own arms. And my eyelids.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > itschrome 05/26/2017 at 12:29

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No. It’s my preciousssss

OPPOsaurus WRX > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 05/26/2017 at 12:29

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*ate

stuffed shells

this is what they looked like about half an hour ago (google image, close enough)

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 05/26/2017 at 12:30

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Sounds like an interesting story how this came to be. Dish dish.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 05/26/2017 at 12:31

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These are metaphorical arms and eyelids. Mostly.

Ash78, voting early and often > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 05/26/2017 at 12:32

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So hotdogs, then?

Ash78, voting early and often > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 05/26/2017 at 12:33

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I keep seeing all these windowless strip mall places that say “BRAZILIAN” on the front. I need to bust in there and find something to eat!

Roundbadge > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 05/26/2017 at 12:35

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Your lunch.

*Snatches and runs away*

Chariotoflove > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 05/26/2017 at 12:36

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Nothing that interesting. I’ve got a Banquet freezer meal waiting for me.

*sigh*

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 05/26/2017 at 12:36

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I had the most delectable eggs Benedict with oven roasted potatoes for breakfast.

boredalways > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 05/26/2017 at 12:37

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I had a Toscana panini, Doritos (best of the worst available), and a Goslings Ginger Beer.

These stock photos will have to suffice because it’s all in mah belly.

boredalways > Chariotoflove 05/26/2017 at 12:40

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 well I hope you dinner will be delicious

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Ash78, voting early and often 05/26/2017 at 12:47

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I don’t think that is what you think it is, unless it is what I know that maybe you think it is actually that which it is.

TFSIVTEC drivesavolvo > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 05/26/2017 at 12:50

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Club w/fries from the Black Dog Bakery

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > boredalways 05/26/2017 at 12:52

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It’s a buffet, not a single dish. There’s that colorful rice, and then there’s chicken wrapped in bacon and some roast beef and a barbecue rib and fried plantains and in the back are these amazing versions of potato salad and chicken salad that Brazilians make.

RiceRocketeer Extraordinaire > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 05/26/2017 at 12:52

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Was trying to make a funny post about Brazilian waxing, but Google image search didn’t give me anything SFW post-able.

My citroen won't start > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 05/26/2017 at 12:53

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Hey, that’s pretty genuine-ish.

Svend > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 05/26/2017 at 12:55

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Well, I’ve been cleaning cars since 9am and finished at 4:50pm.

So, so far I’ve had four ice lollies, one 660ml bottle of Estrella, four bottles of Guinness Hop House 13 and 13 bottles of Corona.

I’m Hank Marvin.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > My citroen won't start 05/26/2017 at 12:57

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It’s a Brazilian owned and run churrascaria. I would hope it’s genuine.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > TFSIVTEC drivesavolvo 05/26/2017 at 12:58

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Wait are you actually on the vineyard right now?

punkgoose17 > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 05/26/2017 at 13:00

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Water :-(

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Ash78, voting early and often 05/26/2017 at 13:01

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Unless you consider wax a delicacy I wouldn’t.

TFSIVTEC drivesavolvo > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 05/26/2017 at 13:04

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Indeed, I have a somewhat new job as a mechanic for an excavation company over here

boredalways > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 05/26/2017 at 13:06

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I must try a Brazilian buffet soon

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > TFSIVTEC drivesavolvo 05/26/2017 at 13:10

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That explains why I could have sworn I saw you in your Saab the other day

TFSIVTEC drivesavolvo > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 05/26/2017 at 13:15

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It was probably me. I also finally did the headgasket a few months ago. I’m in the Volvo this week because the Saab is in the process of a front end refresh.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > TFSIVTEC drivesavolvo 05/26/2017 at 13:28

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I’m on the boat now, on my way to the Oppo Rally

TFSIVTEC drivesavolvo > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 05/26/2017 at 13:32

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Enjoy the rally! I wish I had the time and I’m really pulling for Pixel’s truck to make it.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > TFSIVTEC drivesavolvo 05/26/2017 at 13:47

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I’m waiting to hear back from him about whether he still needs help.

pip bip - choose Corrour > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 05/26/2017 at 19:05

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looks good

Tapas > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 05/27/2017 at 03:22

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That looks amazing!