No Matter How Cool You Are...

"PS9" (PS9) 05/26/2017 at 10:42 • Filed to: None

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You’re never going to be able to put ‘Former Astronaut and Football Star’ on your resume. ‘Former Navy Seal and Dinosaur Wrangler’ is probably the only way to top that kind of employment history.

Textured Soy Protein > PS9 05/26/2017 at 10:46

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AND THIS IS HIS PROFILE PIC ON WIKIPEDIA!

WilliamsSW > Textured Soy Protein 05/26/2017 at 10:48

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Ok, now he’s just making us all look bad.

DipodomysDeserti > PS9 05/26/2017 at 10:50

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I wouldn’t say he was a football star. He did play football though.

BiTurbo228 - Dr Frankenstein of Spitfires > PS9 05/26/2017 at 10:54

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Former Astronaut and Dinosaur Wrangler is probably the peak. Many people are Navy Seals. Only a very few are Astronauts.

Oh, or ‘Cosmonaut’. Just sounds cooler ;)

RiceRocketeer Extraordinaire > PS9 05/26/2017 at 11:09

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“ Current Navy Seal and Dinosaur Wrangler” would be more impressive, considering you’d have to bring the dinosaurs back to life Jurassic-Park style.

For Sweden > PS9 05/26/2017 at 11:12

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But he’s an engineer, so he’s definitely not cool.

Shane MacGowan's Teeth > PS9 05/26/2017 at 11:25

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What about former Navy Seal/ Pro Wrestler/ Movie Star/ Governer/ TV Host?

PS9 > RiceRocketeer Extraordinaire 05/26/2017 at 12:13

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You could also be an astronaut who crash lands on an alien planet where the dinosaurs never died and wrangle them.

PS9 > For Sweden 05/26/2017 at 12:16

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When he became an astronaut, his cool stat was so overloaded that no amount of uncool earned can override it. He’s immune to most of the things that make someone uncool, now. The only way he could become uncool now is if he wore a RompHim with no indication of humor or irony.

Dusty Ventures > PS9 05/26/2017 at 12:19

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I actually have “dinosaur wrangler” on my social media and dating profiles.

Textured Soy Protein > RiceRocketeer Extraordinaire 05/26/2017 at 12:34

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“Dinosaur wrangler”