Shit Damm it

"jkm7680" (jkm7680) 05/25/2017 at 20:29 • Filed to: None

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I would really appreciate it if the lady who parks next to me at work doesn’t pull her giant leather handbag covered in gold metal shit against the side of my car every other day.

And I don’t really get a choice either. It’s a private lot with tiny little spots and street parking is very hard to come by.

avalonian > jkm7680 05/25/2017 at 20:36

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That’s disrespectful tbh. I’d let her know

My citroen won't start > jkm7680 05/25/2017 at 20:36

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Can’t you just park away from her?

boredalways > jkm7680 05/25/2017 at 20:42

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I think the little devil on your shoulders is telling you to park over the line tomorrow.

That should get her attention.

jkm7680 > My citroen won't start 05/25/2017 at 20:45

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I get there before she does and ever so often she somehow finds my car and drags her bag against it.

jkm7680 > boredalways 05/25/2017 at 20:46

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That will get me murdered brutally

My citroen won't start > jkm7680 05/25/2017 at 20:46

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I think she likes you.

boredalways > jkm7680 05/25/2017 at 20:53

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Only if you ignore her.

Or is she your boss?

jkm7680 > My citroen won't start 05/25/2017 at 21:09

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i dont like her back

jkm7680 > boredalways 05/25/2017 at 21:09

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I’m not even sure who she is, all I know is that she works in the same building as me.

wafflesnfalafel > jkm7680 05/25/2017 at 21:10

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That ought to come out with a little buffing or even just a little wax. And that deserves a, “Please stop scratching cars with your bag please, thank you.” note on her windshield.

jkm7680 > wafflesnfalafel 05/25/2017 at 21:14

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I’ve tried wax and scratch remover compound, it got the majority of the scratch out.

vicali > jkm7680 05/25/2017 at 21:18

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Leave a note, be kind, she probably doesn’t even know...

That way when you take out her valve cores next week you can say you tried to be nice..

boredalways > jkm7680 05/25/2017 at 21:23

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C’mon buddy. If you can give me lip over in The Cigar Lounge after the presidential inauguration, then you can take on this lady!

Oppo believes in you.

rockingthe2 > vicali 05/25/2017 at 21:24

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Just slap a few dozen oz of wheel weights on there, usually free and it take no time at all to kick one on

jkm7680 > boredalways 05/25/2017 at 21:25

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I don’t remember doing that, but ok.

boredalways > jkm7680 05/25/2017 at 21:27

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It’s cool, man. You were never mean spirited to myself or anyone else.

Chariotoflove > rockingthe2 05/25/2017 at 21:35

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I’m not sure which I’m more ashamed of, that I never thought of this before or that I’m writing it down.

rockingthe2 > Chariotoflove 05/26/2017 at 15:48

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While you’re there, write down “mark all wheel weights on your own car” for the off chance you have asshole friends and they want to use that info against you. Someone tried that on my once, they gave up when I left the bolt for their starter cable on their hood.

(I may be a little vengeful)

Chariotoflove > rockingthe2 05/26/2017 at 15:54

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rockingthe2 > Chariotoflove 05/26/2017 at 20:48

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Ah, misspent youth

Chariotoflove > rockingthe2 05/26/2017 at 21:43

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The best kind.