Confession time

"HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch) 05/24/2017 at 22:46 • Filed to: None

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I think Roger Moore was the worst bond.

I like to call him the Mr. Magoo bond because he looked old and out of place and most of his successes felt like happenstance as if by script and by no merit of his own.

He seems to have been a great guy in real life and I have nothing against him, but yeah. There you go.

yes, even worse than Timothy Dalton.

p.s. he never said those words, but he did say Craig and Connery were the best and that he was just behind Lazenby

vicali > HammerheadFistpunch 05/24/2017 at 22:49

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Confession time: I don’t think I’ve seen his Bond movies- I’ve only seen The ones with Indy’s dad, Remington, and that other guy..

HammerheadFistpunch > vicali 05/24/2017 at 22:51

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There are some crap movies in there.

shop-teacher > HammerheadFistpunch 05/24/2017 at 22:59

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I like goofy James Bond, so I liked him as Bond. I don’t care at all for that super serious Daniel Craig BS.

HammerheadFistpunch > shop-teacher 05/24/2017 at 22:59

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Brosnan was the nice middle ground from silly bond to serious bond. and a helluva pallet cleanser after angry bond.

shop-teacher > HammerheadFistpunch 05/24/2017 at 23:05

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Yep. I liked Brosnan as Bond as well. I hope we get another pallet cleanser next.

benjrblant > HammerheadFistpunch 05/24/2017 at 23:15

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Worse than Timothy Dalton? Dang. I dunno if we can still be friends.

Who’s the best then?

HammerheadFistpunch > benjrblant 05/24/2017 at 23:23

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Lazenby. deal with it.

benjrblant > HammerheadFistpunch 05/24/2017 at 23:27

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YES! Holy cow! I never thought I’d meet another Lazenby fan.

HammerheadFistpunch > benjrblant 05/24/2017 at 23:30

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He just looked like he belonged in the role, plus his movie was the biz. Great villain, great story, great ending.

HammerheadFistpunch > benjrblant 05/24/2017 at 23:34

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you heard how he got the job right? he wanted it, so he bought the suit, bought the watch showed up to the office sans appointment and said he was here for the job and then BS’ed his way through an interview and got it.

coqui70 > HammerheadFistpunch 05/24/2017 at 23:53

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No, wrong ... here’s the worst Bond

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > HammerheadFistpunch 05/25/2017 at 00:31

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Out of everything I’ve read, THIS is fake news. Believe me, folks.

That is an alternative fact.

Sad!

Jokes aside, I respectfully disagree. He was the best Bond by far followed by Brosnan and Dalton. I really don’t like Sean Connery. I like Lazenby, but I’m neutral on Craig. The man was my hero. I’ve always looked up to him since I was a kid. I cried the second I saw the news.

415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > HammerheadFistpunch 05/25/2017 at 00:51

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Yeah he was campy Bond, in his own way he was good but as a Bond overall it was silly. Lazenby was good but I just have to like Connery.

duurtlang > HammerheadFistpunch 05/25/2017 at 00:57

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The Brosnan Bond movies are easily the worst Bond movies though.

HammerheadFistpunch > duurtlang 05/25/2017 at 00:58

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Most of them, yeah

NotUnlessRoundIsFunny > HammerheadFistpunch 05/25/2017 at 03:32

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This makes me want to type MOONRAKER a hundred times in agreement with you.

X37.9XXS > HammerheadFistpunch 05/25/2017 at 09:42

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Roger Moore was a superb Simon Templar, precisely the right level of insouciance. It did not hurt that he was possibly the only person who could make a Volvo P1800 look cool. (PS; I will never forgive John Gardner for sticking Bond in a SAAB 900).

As James Bond, he just didn’t do it. My image of James Bond is the one from the books,

Then he slept, and with the warmth and humour of his eyes extinguished, his features relapsed into a taciturn mask, ironical, brutal, and cold..

Bond had an extremely boring life outside of MI6.

evenings spent playing cards in the company of a few close friends, or at Crockford’s; or making love, with rather cold passion, to one of three similarly disposed married women; weekends playing golf for high stakes at one of the clubs near London’

Regrettably, that means George Lazenby

benjrblant > HammerheadFistpunch 05/25/2017 at 10:47

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I did not know that. Trying to post a gif of simon cowell’s dreamy eyes, but kinja is cranky this AM.

CaptDale - is secretly British > HammerheadFistpunch 05/25/2017 at 18:14

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WRONG! No one is worse than George Lazenby!

CaptDale - is secretly British > benjrblant 05/25/2017 at 18:14

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NO! That was the worst bond film of them all!