LiKe MeMORiaLS TO THe HOLOcauSt I AM SO HAppY OPPO CaN BRiNG US TOGetHeR MY FRieNDS!

"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats) 05/24/2017 at 08:03 • Filed to: None

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NeVeR FoRgeT!

Honeybunchesofgoats > Honeybunchesofgoats 05/24/2017 at 08:04

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Sigh.

Berang > Honeybunchesofgoats 05/24/2017 at 08:21

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Is that written on a napkin

Honeybunchesofgoats > Berang 05/24/2017 at 08:25

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WHo HAs TiMe FoR StAtioNeRy WHeN YoU’Re HAViNg FUN WiTH FRieNDS?

That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms > Honeybunchesofgoats 05/24/2017 at 08:29

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Amazing doesn’t necessarily mean ‘good’ though. Causing great surprise, astonishment, or wonder. It’s not the best word for it, probably not even fifth best, but it isn’t the worst word either.

Berang > Honeybunchesofgoats 05/24/2017 at 08:30

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Also, did trump never learn cursive? Do you think he can even read the declaration of independence?

Honeybunchesofgoats > Berang 05/24/2017 at 08:32

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He didn’t even learn printing. Between the handwriting and the content, I’m beginning to suspect that he might genuinely be the first developmentally disabled president.

Berang > Honeybunchesofgoats 05/24/2017 at 08:36

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There’s a difference between not being able to learn, and never thinking about trying.

Honeybunchesofgoats > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms 05/24/2017 at 08:36

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I don’t necessarily object to the word choice, just the bizarre childlike aspect of the whole thing.

I mean, I’m not a huge fan of the Israeli’s habit of bringing every dignitary to Yad Vashem, because it’s clearly a bit of a political tactic. Still, I’d expect a bit more effort considering this guy’s press secretary favorably compared Hitler to Assad because “even Hitler didn’t gas his own people.”

Honeybunchesofgoats > Berang 05/24/2017 at 08:39

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True, there’s a lot of laziness in there. But I used to always think his very basic way of speaking was just pandering, whereas I’m starting to think that he’s genuinely incapable of engaging in a higher level of discourse.

Berang > Honeybunchesofgoats 05/24/2017 at 08:41

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I think he’s just an idiot who thinks everybody else is an idiot.

Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom > Honeybunchesofgoats 05/24/2017 at 08:59

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Intellectual lightweight. Exhibit A.

Ash78, voting early and often > Honeybunchesofgoats 05/24/2017 at 09:06

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“If you don’t like my note, you can shove it in your Golem’s mouth! Then he’ll never get to Mordor.” -Don

Ash78, voting early and often > Honeybunchesofgoats 05/24/2017 at 09:07

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#1337 #b1GlY #Yoooj

PS9 > Honeybunchesofgoats 05/24/2017 at 09:36

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No mention at all of the tragedy at bowling green. Appalling.

Honeybunchesofgoats > PS9 05/24/2017 at 09:38

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It was Bibi’s heartfelt letter of condolence in Bowling Green’s memorial book that spurred this post in the first place.

fintail > Honeybunchesofgoats 05/24/2017 at 09:39

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I am always a little skeptical when capital and lower case letters are mixed like that. Seems to be huge among a certain age demographic, one where 45 fits in.

Hilariously boastful signature too, a handwriting analyst can have a field day here. Reminds me of the signatures on third reich era documents.

spanfucker retire bitch > Honeybunchesofgoats 05/24/2017 at 09:41

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There’s actually a theory floating about that the “+ will Never Forget!” was written by someone else, because the handwriting doesn’t match (just look at the F in Forget against the F in Friends) as well as the fact that for whatever deranged fucking reason; Trump always writes his little notes centered. Always. So he wouldn’t add that little bit at the end cause it to be justified anywhere but down the middle.

Honeybunchesofgoats > spanfucker retire bitch 05/24/2017 at 09:49

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I actually buy that. It was probably his wife, who signed her name below his (I mean, she’s going to need a gig after this pretty soon, so why alienate the Jews?)

Vaginafication Nation > Berang 05/24/2017 at 10:54

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But he already knows everything. Learning would just be a waste of time.

Vaginafication Nation > Honeybunchesofgoats 05/24/2017 at 11:02

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This reminded me that I need more gin.

ETA:

k2b: da man trynta steal mah bloggy!!!!!!! > Honeybunchesofgoats 05/24/2017 at 13:19

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Not only a high school yearbook signature, but the yearbook signature of the egomaniac jock who doesn’t really know your name and thinks he’s doing you a favor by snatching your book from your real friend and taking up a whole page with nothing to say.

k2b: da man trynta steal mah bloggy!!!!!!! > Ash78, voting early and often 05/24/2017 at 13:21

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And then the next entry:

^ #LOLn00b

- B4rry 0

k2b: da man trynta steal mah bloggy!!!!!!! > spanfucker retire bitch 05/24/2017 at 13:23

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So, do you think their handwriting is that passably similar or that she has learned to semi-forge his writing so it doesn’t look so disparate? I kinda vote for the second one because of the damage she could do writing checks. :)

Honeybunchesofgoats > k2b: da man trynta steal mah bloggy!!!!!!! 05/24/2017 at 13:26

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That’s a great point.

At one of my old jobs, there was this guy who was a complete fuckwit, I mean, really just such an asshole.* When he left, they passed a card around the office for him. I debated not signing it at all, since I never really dealt with him, but I was put on the spot. So, instead, I wrote something like “I never really got to know you, but good luck with everything” in fairly large writing, with a fairly large signature, dead in the center of the card, just to be a prick.**

*For context: when one of my friends—who was universally adored—was leaving, he went up to her a lunch one time and said “I’m glad I’m not going to ever see you again.” This was despite the fact that they had maybe interacted with each other twice, ever, including that time.

**I also wrote it in fountain pen, just so it would smudge the other side. I am the king of office passive aggressiveness.

k2b: da man trynta steal mah bloggy!!!!!!! > Honeybunchesofgoats 05/24/2017 at 13:29

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Sadly, when I have encountered people like this at a job, they are usually the boss. :( That’s pretty funny, though.

Honeybunchesofgoats > k2b: da man trynta steal mah bloggy!!!!!!! 05/24/2017 at 13:31

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I’ve been hugely lucky when it comes to bosses. The assholes I have to deal with are usually either at my level or slightly higher on the food chain.

wiffleballtony > Honeybunchesofgoats 05/24/2017 at 16:45

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I’m trying to figure out the hidden message in the title of your post

Honeybunchesofgoats > wiffleballtony 05/24/2017 at 17:12

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I’m so glad I’m not the only person who does this. I almost added a message just for that reason.

wiffleballtony > Honeybunchesofgoats 05/24/2017 at 17:15

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Half Life 3 confirmed

k2b: da man trynta steal mah bloggy!!!!!!! > Honeybunchesofgoats 05/24/2017 at 19:04

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I seem to have a horrendous record of coming to a job with good bosslies only to have the situation fucked up by usurpers, irresponsible and selfish partners and/or idiot overlords. Assholes who can’t fire me really don’t faze me that much.