![]() 05/23/2017 at 07:58 • Filed to: good morning oppo | ![]() | ![]() |
I feel sorry for folks going to the Indy 500 now more than ever.
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ETA: LINK KINJA’D, SEE BELOW IN COMMENTS
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I don’t know how anyone can smile knowing they look like that. Maybe the guy is just blind or something.
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a buffer image would be useful with that pic
you’d have a better chance of seeing me in drag than wearing that.
![]() 05/23/2017 at 08:09 |
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That’s not in drag?
![]() 05/23/2017 at 08:11 |
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Not gonna lie, that thing looks comfortable to wear in the 115F weather we get here.
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idk wtf it is, other than scary.
![]() 05/23/2017 at 08:13 |
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intellectually challenged perhaps
![]() 05/23/2017 at 08:16 |
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I’m pretty sure “rompers” like that are for long legged skinny girls. IMO any way.
![]() 05/23/2017 at 08:21 |
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definitely not an average height male who is slightly overweight.
![]() 05/23/2017 at 08:34 |
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That guy is so going to get his ass kicked when he mouths off to someone after one to many four loco’s.
![]() 05/23/2017 at 09:11 |
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Oddly, I’m curious to see that.
Will gladly wait until Halloween.
![]() 05/23/2017 at 09:12 |
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It’s for sale after a successful Kickstarter.
Link got Kinja’d
![]() 05/23/2017 at 09:13 |
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Don’t worry, he won’t be the only one.
![]() 05/23/2017 at 09:17 |
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Not sure who from Jalopnik will be at the race, but the losers should be forced to wear one.
![]() 05/23/2017 at 09:20 |
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I can imagine most of the FP bloggers/writers would seriously wear these.
![]() 05/23/2017 at 09:27 |
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successful Kickstarter
![]() 05/23/2017 at 09:37 |
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once hell freezes over
![]() 05/23/2017 at 20:19 |
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Wearing this to Oppo rally lead to 200 points or DQL?
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DQL.
And hazing.
And your ass kicked.
And all of it recorded.
In landscape.
Not portrait.
And thanks to the internet, we’ll never let you forget it.*
*unless you lost a bet. mad props 4 lyfe if you pay up on lost bet.
![]() 05/23/2017 at 20:52 |
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I have a friend who is an amateur photographer. she gets an email. “this going to sound weird. but I need some nude photographs. I’m willing to pay you to hire 2 bodyguards, and a place of your choosing. willing to pay $$$$” guys shows up to hotel, really nice suit, Mercedes. 2 of her friends (ex football players) pat the guy down. walk into the motel., she takes the photos and mails the photos and negatives to him. turns out he lost a superbowl bet.
![]() 05/23/2017 at 21:53 |
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What a stand up guy.
But it could have been worse (trigger warning)
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i wouldn’t leave the house