Wiffleballtony's Quick Guide to Classification

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05/18/2017 at 22:37 • Filed to: None

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If you’ve been granted a clearance and deemed need to know you’ll be given access to classified information appropriate to your level and program.

Step 1: You’ll be briefed and shown how to access your Security Classification Guide or DD Form 254. Which explains in excruciating detail exactly what is classified.

Step 2: Don’t discuss with anyone you’re not sure is authorized.

Step 3: If you’re not sure talk to the originator of the information. If you’re the president, I guarantee they’ll let you know.


DISCUSSION (5)


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > wiffleballtony
05/18/2017 at 22:44

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Which level forces me to live in the Nevada desert?


Kinja'd!!! wiffleballtony > For Sweden
05/18/2017 at 22:47

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Super super dee duper clearance. It involves the cone of silence.


Kinja'd!!! Tristan > wiffleballtony
05/19/2017 at 00:12

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I’m thinking about setting up a SIPRNET server in my bathroom. Please advise.


Kinja'd!!! Leadbull > Tristan
05/19/2017 at 00:27

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You’d best be Russian to flush that idea down the drain


Kinja'd!!! wiffleballtony > Tristan
05/19/2017 at 09:36

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What a crappy idea