Is nobody going to talk about the fact that Oppo is literally a fidget spinner?

"scoob" (scoobsti) 05/18/2017 at 00:43 • Filed to: Oppo Conspiracies, Fidget Spinner

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The mods don’t want us to know this, but I am dumb brave enough to deliver the facts to the people of Oppo.

TheHondaBro > scoob 05/18/2017 at 00:44

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For Sweden > scoob 05/18/2017 at 00:47

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Are you saying I’m a socially awkward engineer who takes the internet tomorrow seriously? Because that’s true!

Honeybunchesofgoats > scoob 05/18/2017 at 00:49

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My introduction to this shit was in Spain. I saw one of those fidget things and I was like “that looks fun.” And my friend was like “that’s because you’re a dipshit.” We’re not friends anymore.

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > Honeybunchesofgoats 05/18/2017 at 00:51

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I’ll be your old friend’s new friend, we think alike.

scoob > For Sweden 05/18/2017 at 00:52

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socially awkward engineer

Could there be any other type?!

Viggen > scoob 05/18/2017 at 00:58

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About how I feel now.

Tristan > scoob 05/18/2017 at 01:22

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Oppo symbol looks like a fidget spinner... Fidget spinner looks like a pyramid with an all-seeing eye on top... Illuminati confirmed. Oppo=Illuminati. If none of you ever hear from me again you know what hap

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > scoob 05/18/2017 at 01:23

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It helps keep a coworker from smoking so much, so there is that.

PS9 > TheHondaBro 05/18/2017 at 01:46

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Nope. Not anymore now that we’re a fidget spinner. If there were a can of sex repellant, the oppo logo/fidget would be on it.

PS9 > Honeybunchesofgoats 05/18/2017 at 01:47

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What the fuck kind of friend is that? Good riddance.

Tapas > scoob 05/18/2017 at 01:55

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All social media is a fidget spinner.

You check your phone and facebook and oppo and whatnot every 5 minutes, hoping something new pops up and rewards your brain with dopamine.

I do that with my fridge too. That’s when I know I need to stop.

yamahog > scoob 05/18/2017 at 07:31

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Yup, the loud overconfident kind are annoying AF.

scoob > Tristan 05/18/2017 at 08:40

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TRISTAN??? WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?!

wiffleballtony > scoob 05/18/2017 at 10:06

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I hate fidget spinners

Tristan > scoob 05/18/2017 at 12:49

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Tristan is fine. No Illuminati here. Move along.

Zed28M6 > yamahog 06/07/2017 at 11:28

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Confirmed. They also tend to be not very good engineers, as well.