Scam update

"HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch) 05/16/2017 at 18:50 • Filed to: None

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So I’ve only gotten 2 hits on my used tires (shock, no one wants to buy winter tires in the spring) and both have been scams. !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! , but the one I just got is WAY better.

So last week a coworker and I were on our way to a job and he gets a text that read “Hello, am Shelly a friend of my daughter (Tracy) sent your post on ksl to me whats your final price for the camera?”

He was selling a lens on the local classifieds but smelled a scam.

He responded back with “is this the item you were looking for? [shortened blind link for a GIS search for “Giant Dildo”]

And that was the end of that. I thought that was a bit harsh because it wasn’t obviously a scam to me...you know just MAYBE some poor mother got a screen full of dildo unnecessarily. Now I don’t feel so bad.

I just got a text that read

“Hello, am Shelly a friend of my daughter (Tracy) sent your post on ksl to me whats your final price for the wheels and tires?”

To which I responded

“Hi Shelly, I think your friend tracy helped you find my friend the other day too, she sure is shopping for some diverse things...hows that giant dildo working out for you?”

Then number blocked. I feel much better.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > HammerheadFistpunch 05/16/2017 at 19:05

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That’s a great response. That’s what I will use from hear on out. With scamming being what it is on CL, anyone who doesn’t write a good, sincere message out of the gate earns whatever response they receive.

And if the dildo is too strong for you, you could use this:

http://bit.ly/2pU2wsy

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 05/16/2017 at 19:22

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Why did I click

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 05/16/2017 at 19:29

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Because you want the Korean encryption attack, which probably would have been preferrable.

7:07 > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 05/16/2017 at 19:45

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Why did I click. Suddenly the meatballs we’re having for dinner are less appetizing.

benjrblant > HammerheadFistpunch 05/16/2017 at 20:43

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4 post from you today! You’re on a roll.

Blind Willy > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 05/17/2017 at 13:39

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I’m not that blind!
Who would actually HOLD that object?! (Not giving it away for the curious)

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Blind Willy 05/17/2017 at 14:49

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I wouldn’t because Google Images.