E9Xs, ranked

"CB" (jrcb) 05/14/2017 at 23:09 • Filed to: Opinions are like Assholes

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4th: E93. Because convertibles are dumb.

3rd: E92. Because it really doesn’t look that good, even as an M3.

2nd: E91. Because no M3 version.

1st: E90. Because it’s the best.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > CB 05/15/2017 at 00:10

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This is like the Juke-fiasco, except better because it’s not a Juke

phenotyp > CB 05/15/2017 at 00:15

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Counterpoint: E92 335.

Vicente Esteve > CB 05/15/2017 at 00:17

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Best E90 is always sedan.

Textured Soy Protein > CB 05/15/2017 at 00:56

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Convertibles are not dumb and the convertible is the E93 which I’m assuming is what you meant and only typed E92 for both the convertible and coupe as a typo.

CB > Textured Soy Protein 05/15/2017 at 01:23

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Whoops. I guess this shows how little I care about it.

I’m too pale for them.

ptak appreciates old racecars > CB 05/15/2017 at 04:33

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“3rd: E92. Because it really doesn’t look that good, even as an M3.”

Montalvo > CB 05/15/2017 at 07:28

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Hey, I caught a small typo but it’s no big deal.

1st: E90  E92. Because it’s the best

3rd: E92  E90. Because it really doesn’t look that good, even as an M3.

404 - User No Longer Available > CB 05/15/2017 at 08:33

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Luckily you posted an E90 LCI, if you posted otherwise I’m forced to hunt you down, abduct you and lock you in a Juke forever.

CB > Montalvo 05/15/2017 at 08:44

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Not a typo.

However, this is also why I’m using the tag I did.

CB > phenotyp 05/15/2017 at 08:45

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Meh. Would rather 4 doors.

Montalvo > CB 05/15/2017 at 08:57

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Just messing with you lol. I own an E92 and therefore am inherently biased and also correct.

CB > Montalvo 05/15/2017 at 10:37

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Spoken like a true BMW owner!

functionoverfashion > CB 05/15/2017 at 14:18

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It’s funny I’ve always preferred 4 door versions of cars that could be had either way... but for some reason I love the 2 door version of this.

jonny11quest > CB 05/16/2017 at 13:37

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Good list. I agree. Mostly because I picked up an E90 yesterday.

RT > CB 05/21/2017 at 17:25

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4th: E90, last place mainly because of its ugly butt.

3rd: E91, would be higher but it doesn’t have an M3 equivalent.

2nd: E93, don’t normally like convertibles, but it has the best roofline.

1st: E92, because it’s the best.

CB > RT 05/21/2017 at 18:52

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You get part marks for trying, but your opinion is wrong.