I'm awake now....

Kinja'd!!! "OPPOsaurus WRX" (opposaurus)
05/12/2017 at 11:15 • Filed to: None

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ring ring

Me: Hello this is OPPOsaurus

Phone: Yes I’m calling from the FBI

Me: I swear I didn’t do it

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They were calling about a guy who got a bunch of investors together on a project we were designing and then took their money and ran. It was like the 3rd or 4th time he had pulled this stunt.


DISCUSSION (6)


Kinja'd!!! itschrome > OPPOsaurus WRX
05/12/2017 at 11:18

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wtf, I can’t even get away with using an expired coupon more than once...


Kinja'd!!! Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > OPPOsaurus WRX
05/12/2017 at 11:24

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That’s the moment where you go “Imma just sit here quietly with my hands on my knees the rest of the day just in case”


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > OPPOsaurus WRX
05/12/2017 at 11:25

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Kinja'd!!! DipodomysDeserti > OPPOsaurus WRX
05/12/2017 at 11:48

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I would have been like, “hey, while I’ve got you on the phone, what do you think about this whole Comey thing...”.


Kinja'd!!! NJAnon > OPPOsaurus WRX
05/15/2017 at 16:11

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If the normal knock on the door doesn’t work, thats what that huge truck is for (notice I didn’t mention using any methods before using the truck because FBI :P)


Kinja'd!!! OPPOsaurus WRX > NJAnon
05/15/2017 at 16:37

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funny thing, they just came to my office. we answered when they knocked.