![]() 05/12/2017 at 11:15 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
ring ring
Me: Hello this is OPPOsaurus
Phone: Yes I’m calling from the FBI
Me: I swear I didn’t do it
They were calling about a guy who got a bunch of investors together on a project we were designing and then took their money and ran. It was like the 3rd or 4th time he had pulled this stunt.
![]() 05/12/2017 at 11:18 |
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wtf, I can’t even get away with using an expired coupon more than once...
![]() 05/12/2017 at 11:24 |
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That’s the moment where you go “Imma just sit here quietly with my hands on my knees the rest of the day just in case”
![]() 05/12/2017 at 11:25 |
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![]() 05/12/2017 at 11:48 |
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I would have been like, “hey, while I’ve got you on the phone, what do you think about this whole Comey thing...”.
![]() 05/15/2017 at 16:11 |
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If the normal knock on the door doesn’t work, thats what that huge truck is for (notice I didn’t mention using any methods before using the truck because FBI :P)
![]() 05/15/2017 at 16:37 |
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funny thing, they just came to my office. we answered when they knocked.