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mostly because a vise can be easily released
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Forged steel makes for a very bad cock ring.
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Why would someone put their penis inside this?
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I mean, it’s an Ajay not a Vjay.
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I would suspect beer was involved.
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Somebody should send this to him on Twitter or wherever. This would make for a highly entertaining 3 minute rant video.
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Novice. Those in the know stick to crescent wrenches for obvious reasons.
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I imagine it was all due to a confusion between British Standard Whitworth and metric measurements: obviously born before 1970, when Oz converted to metric?
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Bobby Brown by Frank Zappa “She had my balls in a vice but she left the dick, I guess it’s still hooked on but now it shoots to quick!”
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I’m a little disturbed that they said this kind of call is not uncommon for them. Those Tweed Heads folk have some strange kinks.
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no doubt. obvi he took the time to measure his peen prior to insertion, but didn’t correctly convert his metric dik measurements in comparison to the older imperial spanner he had available
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I’ve not found a twitter for him, only youtube comments appear to be available.
but if you can find a reasonable place to share it, I’m sure he’d enjoy it
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Or rather optimistically decided it was “close enough”. Bad form, that.
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I could have sworn he has mentioned a twitter.
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I think the real takeaway from the article is that there is a standard practice for this. Meaning that this is not the first time a man has gotten his tool stuck in a tool.
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“looks close enough... welp, only one way to know for sure...”
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someone probably had to document (write AND ILLUSTRATE!) a standard operating practice for this
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I found a tumbler, http://arduinoversusevil.tumblr.com/ , and reddit without posts, https://www.reddit.com/r/arduinoversusevil/ , and instructables, http://www.instructables.com/member/arduinoversusevil/ , and of course his patereon
but no twitter
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AvE subreddit? I believe he checks it from time to time.
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no harm
https://www.reddit.com/r/ave/comments/6akrxh/keep_your_dck_in_a_vise_not_a_spanner/
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r/justlimpedintotheshop
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r/justcalledoutforhelpfromthebackroom
r/justusedgojoaslube
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Instructions unclear
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How do people not kill themselves over embarrassments like this?
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that be New South Wales for ya.