Wish me luck oppo

"vdub_nut: scooter snob" (jollyroger1210) 05/10/2017 at 18:06 • Filed to: None

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I have a date.

She’s way out of my league.

I’m nervous as hell.

Chariotoflove > vdub_nut: scooter snob 05/10/2017 at 18:15

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Try not to sweat on her.

Good luck!

TheHondaBro > vdub_nut: scooter snob 05/10/2017 at 18:21

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Whatever you do, don’t tell her about shitposting.

RiceRocketeer Extraordinaire > vdub_nut: scooter snob 05/10/2017 at 18:23

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go get ‘em

no such thing as ‘way out of my league’

(probably)

EL_ULY > vdub_nut: scooter snob 05/10/2017 at 18:24

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if everything fails.....do the helicopter

Mercedes Streeter > vdub_nut: scooter snob 05/10/2017 at 18:26

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Awe, if she’s the right gal you’ll be right in her league! Have fun!

vdub_nut: scooter snob > TheHondaBro 05/10/2017 at 18:27

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I’m a walking shitpost, tho

$kaycog > vdub_nut: scooter snob 05/10/2017 at 18:27

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Try to relax. Good luck!

vdub_nut: scooter snob > Chariotoflove 05/10/2017 at 18:27

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Excellent advice

Noah - Now with more boost. > vdub_nut: scooter snob 05/10/2017 at 18:28

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Don’t be nervous! If what you said is true (though I’m not a big fan of leagues) she must think you are some winning combo of cool/charming/smart/funny AKA you can just chill and be yourself because that’s what she likes. One of my strange little tricks for job interviews and promising first dates is listening to music that pumps me up beforehand, so you distract yourself and show up feeling hyped.

vdub_nut: scooter snob > $kaycog 05/10/2017 at 18:28

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Thanks. I haven’t been on a “first date” in like....... slightly over five years, so it’s weird to me.

vdub_nut: scooter snob > Noah - Now with more boost. 05/10/2017 at 18:29

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O lawd, this might be too pumped up

Noah - Now with more boost. > vdub_nut: scooter snob 05/10/2017 at 18:30

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This is PERFECT! 10/10 haha

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > vdub_nut: scooter snob 05/10/2017 at 18:32

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Just try not to talk about cars

vdub_nut: scooter snob > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 05/10/2017 at 18:35

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I think that’s asking a lot, don’t you?

At least she already knows about my scooter.

vdub_nut: scooter snob > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 05/10/2017 at 18:35

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I think that’s asking a lot, don’t you?

At least she already knows about my scooter.

vdub_nut: scooter snob > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 05/10/2017 at 18:35

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I think that’s asking a lot, don’t you?

At least she already knows about my scooter.

vdub_nut: scooter snob > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 05/10/2017 at 18:35

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I think that’s asking a lot, don’t you?

At least she already knows about my scooter.

vdub_nut: scooter snob > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 05/10/2017 at 18:35

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I think that’s asking a lot, don’t you?

At least she already knows about my scooter.

vdub_nut: scooter snob > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 05/10/2017 at 18:35

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I think that’s asking a lot, don’t you?

At least she already knows about my scooter.

vdub_nut: scooter snob > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 05/10/2017 at 18:35

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I think that’s asking a lot, don’t you?

At least she already knows about my scooter.

vdub_nut: scooter snob > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 05/10/2017 at 18:35

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I think that’s asking a lot, don’t you?

At least she already knows about my scooter.

vdub_nut: scooter snob > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 05/10/2017 at 18:35

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I think that’s asking a lot, don’t you?

At least she already knows about my scooter.

vdub_nut: scooter snob > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 05/10/2017 at 18:35

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I think that’s asking a lot, don’t you?

At least she already knows about my scooter.

vdub_nut: scooter snob > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 05/10/2017 at 18:35

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I think that’s asking a lot, don’t you?

At least she already knows about my scooter.

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > vdub_nut: scooter snob 05/10/2017 at 18:39

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Assuming this isnt some arranged or stealth date, she’s probably just as excited to see you as you are to see her. Just remember to not drink too much. Rookie mistake. A little anxiety and nervousness (if you show it) makes you look human. A little drunkenness is....not the best first impression.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > vdub_nut: scooter snob 05/10/2017 at 18:43

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We’re car guys. Once we start talking about cars we don’t stop and it intimidates the non-enthusiast.

Mind telling me how your reply posted 11 times?

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 05/10/2017 at 18:44

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Kinja x11

Vicente Esteve > vdub_nut: scooter snob 05/10/2017 at 18:57

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A confident man is a good looking man.

RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 05/10/2017 at 20:15

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Simple, Kinja. :P

pip bip - choose Corrour > vdub_nut: scooter snob 05/11/2017 at 04:33

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kinja’d

nerd_racing > vdub_nut: scooter snob 05/11/2017 at 08:24

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I know this is a bit late, but there is no such thing as out of someone’s league. They agreed to go out with you, so they put themselves into yours. Be confident, talk AND listen. Try seeing if she mimics your body language. If she does that means she is interested on some level and engaged in your conversation.

Hope it went well!

vdub_nut: scooter snob > nerd_racing 05/11/2017 at 10:17

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I typically don’t agree with the league thing either, tbh.

But hey, we’re going out again!

vdub_nut: scooter snob > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 05/11/2017 at 10:19

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UPDATE (because you’re waiting with bated breath, I know): she asked me why the Philly subway system was so small and garbage, and I asked if that was a rabbit hole she REALLY wanted me to go down. So not cars, per se.

nerd_racing > vdub_nut: scooter snob 05/11/2017 at 10:24

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hell yes! nice!

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > vdub_nut: scooter snob 05/11/2017 at 10:28

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Well that was sorta obvious. I mean, if she did want you to go down a hole, I would assume she’d want you to go down a different one.....