Ernest Hemingway once said...

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05/09/2017 at 10:22 • Filed to: None

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“The first draft of anything is shit.”

Dat doesn’t explain how I got a 98 on my final paper, that I only made one draft of!

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Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time
05/09/2017 at 10:31

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Well I guess you’re a better writer than Hemingway then.


Kinja'd!!! DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
05/09/2017 at 10:33

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FACT!


Kinja'd!!! Future next gen S2000 owner > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time
05/09/2017 at 10:40

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Sleeping with the professor apparently has benefits.


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time
05/09/2017 at 10:42

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I have often said that the secret to writing is rewriting. In your case, though, it’s entirely possible that your teacher just said, “Fuck it. Give everybody an A. Where’s my scotch?”

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Kinja'd!!! Tekamul > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time
05/09/2017 at 10:43

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BUT WHERE ARE THE OTHER TWO POINTS, EH!?!

No El Camino for you!


Kinja'd!!! DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time > Future next gen S2000 owner
05/09/2017 at 10:43

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Kinja'd!!! Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time
05/09/2017 at 10:44

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Disagree.

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Kinja'd!!! DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time > Tekamul
05/09/2017 at 10:44

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:(

Ranchero?  


Kinja'd!!! DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
05/09/2017 at 10:46

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I’m not familiar with ice soccer terminology, but I’ll assume it was a good pun.


Kinja'd!!! Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time
05/09/2017 at 10:47

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Random selection of players picked first overall in the NHL Entry Draft.


Kinja'd!!! Tekamul > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time
05/09/2017 at 10:49

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Kinja'd!!! DanimalHouse > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time
05/09/2017 at 10:49

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*of which I made one draft.

NEASWAP.


Kinja'd!!! Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > ttyymmnn
05/09/2017 at 10:50

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Dunno, I think it depends on the circumstances. For a good chunk of what writing I have done my method has been “get pissed at the alternative”. That sort of writing works best the first time around. Trying a rewrite on something like that in my experience seems to come out flat. Proofreading, tweaking, yes. Rewrite no.


Kinja'd!!! DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time > DanimalHouse
05/09/2017 at 10:58

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It wasn’t an English paper. So grammar only counts against us if it obscures the meaning of the writing!