WTF

"OPPOsaurus WRX" (opposaurus) 05/08/2017 at 21:29 • Filed to: None

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I just spent two hours explaining to this woman that she can’t do what she wants to do because codes and regulations. She counter with....

“the building department wont let me do this because I dont have a penis”

Hre attic is basically too small and the city wont let her add enough dormers to make it what she wants.

she has 3 options.

Draw it how it is and possibly get denied

rip the roof off and add a larger but still regulatory-meeting size roof

go for a variance and possibly get denied.

Long Live the Longdoor > OPPOsaurus WRX 05/08/2017 at 21:32

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Or option number 4... Grow a penis.

I’ll see myself out.

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > OPPOsaurus WRX 05/08/2017 at 21:34

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I sat through a “no, that’s a sidewalk, you can’t use that as a parking lot drive” meeting. It was simultaneously the funniest and most frustrating thing I’ve seen.

OPPOsaurus WRX > Long Live the Longdoor 05/08/2017 at 21:34

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that would have been a good way of seeing myself out of the project. I kinda wish I did.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > OPPOsaurus WRX 05/08/2017 at 21:36

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Unfortunately she would be right more often than wrong. But she just happens to be legitimately wrong this time.

Svart Smart, traded in his Smart > OPPOsaurus WRX 05/08/2017 at 21:36

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Not disagreeing with your post, but you might want a buffer image before all those dildos.

Jayvincent > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) 05/08/2017 at 21:41

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What you need is an ">Expert ...

OPPOsaurus WRX > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 05/08/2017 at 21:42

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it was certainly one of the wierdest things ever said to me

boredalways > OPPOsaurus WRX 05/08/2017 at 21:57

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Wait a second...does she even have enough batteries for those?

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > Svart Smart, traded in his Smart 05/08/2017 at 22:21

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I though they were nerf darts.

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > OPPOsaurus WRX 05/08/2017 at 22:22

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the dicks are supposed to be IN the audi.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Long Live the Longdoor 05/08/2017 at 22:23

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There’s a procedure for that. Alternatively:

jdrgoat - Ponticrack? > boredalways 05/08/2017 at 22:27

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From the sounds of it, if she doesn’t have enough already she will hurry up and stock up.

Tapas > OPPOsaurus WRX 05/09/2017 at 00:06

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With all the free dildos the dude/dudette was surprise gifted with, I wonder if s/he/they would just clear the windshield and drive, or take all of them off out of fear of losing a free dildo on the road.