How to become Oppo Famous

Kinja'd!!! "CB" (jrcb)
05/07/2017 at 23:54 • Filed to: Oppositelock: a people's history

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Step one: !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! .

Step two: don’t actually buy it and get permabanned hard.


DISCUSSION (31)


Kinja'd!!! CAR_IS_MI > CB
05/08/2017 at 00:01

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but I already have one of those...


Kinja'd!!! CB > CAR_IS_MI
05/08/2017 at 00:05

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SR20 or GTFAC.

(Kidding, I kind of remember you mentioning it)


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > CB
05/08/2017 at 00:06

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I get it.


Kinja'd!!! RallyWrench > CB
05/08/2017 at 00:06

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That was some funny shit.


Kinja'd!!! CB > RallyWrench
05/08/2017 at 00:07

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It was one of Oppo’s funnier bannings.


Kinja'd!!! Tristan > CB
05/08/2017 at 00:07

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Took me a minute to figure out why the title said “NO AC”. I thought $60k is awfully expensive for a “luxury” car without air conditioning.


Kinja'd!!! unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > CB
05/08/2017 at 00:08

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This is good Oppo


Kinja'd!!! DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time > CB
05/08/2017 at 00:09

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What happened?


Kinja'd!!! CB > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)
05/08/2017 at 00:10

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I saw that it was shitpost o’clock and had to contribute.


Kinja'd!!! CB > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time
05/08/2017 at 00:14

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Dude lied about his garage, was given a chance to come clean, kept lying, was generally an uncool guy, banned.

Someone can go into more detail if they care, but it’s the gist of it.


Kinja'd!!! gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > CB
05/08/2017 at 00:32

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when did this happen?


Kinja'd!!! CB > gmporschenut also a fan of hondas
05/08/2017 at 00:35

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Few years ago. Dude’s name was IDRIVEACL63AMG or something.


Kinja'd!!! 19JRC99 > CB
05/08/2017 at 00:45

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Whenever I post about my stuff, I always fear someone’s going to try to call BS. I should really start doing the old name on a piece of paper deal.


Kinja'd!!! scoob > CB
05/08/2017 at 00:52

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Alternatively, a Lotus Esprit.


Kinja'd!!! AestheticsInMotion > CB
05/08/2017 at 00:56

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Wasn’t there something about a dude’s grandma buying (not buying) a cts-v wagon or something..?


Kinja'd!!! CB > AestheticsInMotion
05/08/2017 at 01:13

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Was that the same dude? I can’t remember.


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > CB
05/08/2017 at 01:38

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All of the bans are funny tbh


Kinja'd!!! AestheticsInMotion > CB
05/08/2017 at 01:44

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Oh wait maybe it was..? Not sure, Oppo has seemed relatively drama free lately barring the election kerfuffle


Kinja'd!!! jimz > CB
05/08/2017 at 05:46

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Who booted “is my name good”? That guy was a bit of an irritating twat.


Kinja'd!!! Flavien Vidal > CB
05/08/2017 at 07:11

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What happened?? Can someone send me a link of the post? Sounds like fun :D


Kinja'd!!! Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > CB
05/08/2017 at 07:54

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Heh


Kinja'd!!! Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > CB
05/08/2017 at 07:55

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Correct. Guy was a double-ended tool.


Kinja'd!!! Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > 19JRC99
05/08/2017 at 07:57

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Nah, we figure if you haven’t lied yourself into something more prestigious than an old Dodge pickup, the rest of your posts must be clean

:)


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > CB
05/08/2017 at 08:59

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Somebody (jkm? me?) found his Twitter a while back. I have a second twitter account that I keep as a parody of one of my friends that I used to follow him. He drives an SC400 now. He’s still batshit crazy.

Is this over-the-line creepy stalkerness? Perhaps. Do I care? Not really, it’s funny.

No link because I feel like that probably violates the Oppo handbook.


Kinja'd!!! Vicente Esteve > CB
05/08/2017 at 09:42

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That car gives me the business.


Kinja'd!!! CB > jimz
05/08/2017 at 10:11

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Did he get banned? Huh.


Kinja'd!!! 66671 - 200 [METRIC] my dash > CB
05/08/2017 at 10:36

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Jokes aside I’ve seen one or two of these and they are seriously good looking cars.


Kinja'd!!! My citroen won't start > AestheticsInMotion
05/08/2017 at 12:50

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Yeah, he came back again talking about Toyota Centuries and how he wanted to import one.


Kinja'd!!! unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > CB
05/08/2017 at 18:28

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Thank you for being an Oppositelock MVP.


Kinja'd!!! gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > CB
05/08/2017 at 22:17

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http://oppositelock.kinja.com/what-car-should-this-rich-dad-but-his-son-1695687204

I remember the ilovetoyotacentury his return name. There was another name that showed up shortly after on the FP , with the same shit eating attitude that i suspected was a third incarnation,.


Kinja'd!!! CB > gmporschenut also a fan of hondas
05/08/2017 at 22:20

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I missed that post. Man, what a character.