"Oh hey, the RS3 is coming to North America!"

"CB" (jrcb) 05/07/2017 at 21:04 • Filed to: $63k for an A3

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Yeah, but it has dumb looking seats.

So dumb .

TheTurbochargedSquirrel > CB 05/07/2017 at 21:10

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I’m sure there will be other options.

marshknute > CB 05/07/2017 at 21:10

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And no manual transmission

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > marshknute 05/07/2017 at 21:11

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And no hatchback

wafflesnfalafel > CB 05/07/2017 at 21:14

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they look like Egyptian pharaoh funeral masks...

CB > TheTurbochargedSquirrel 05/07/2017 at 21:14

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Probably. I just don’t get this quilted seat thing. They look dumb in pretty much all cars.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > CB 05/07/2017 at 21:15

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marshknute > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 05/07/2017 at 21:17

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Yeah, but that didn’t stop me from buying a 15' WRX. The lack of manual, however is an absolute deal-breaker.

TheTurbochargedSquirrel > CB 05/07/2017 at 21:18

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I would be surprised if you couldn’t get some kind of alcantara or something instead.

V8Demon - Prefers Autos for drag racing. Fite me! > CB 05/07/2017 at 21:23

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That seat pattern reminds me of Chancellor Gorkon’s outfit.

Good to know Audi now makes Battle Cruisers and Birds of Prey.

jkm7680 > CB 05/07/2017 at 21:24

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I like them.

beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard > TheTurbochargedSquirrel 05/07/2017 at 21:29

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You can get those or the S3 seats, nappa leather only.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > CB 05/07/2017 at 21:34

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I like them.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 05/07/2017 at 21:34

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These are the real issues.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > marshknute 05/07/2017 at 21:36

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But it does raise the prices of already insanely priced old STI hatches.

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 05/07/2017 at 21:59

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And no hand crank starter.

smobgirl > CB 05/07/2017 at 22:33

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No tank tops in those seats.

Tapas > CB 05/07/2017 at 23:57

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The seats look like a red leather cobra.

Guess Audi’s marketing team found a sizable cross section of car enthusiasts that are into S&M? Who thought selling our internet histories was a bad idea?!

Next, we’ll have a DN (Douchenozzle) options pack on the American BMWs!

Svend > CB 05/08/2017 at 03:50

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Quilted is all wrong.

The 2016 Audi RS3 has lovely seats.

Below however is more worse than quilted. It’s the semi-appearance of quilted.

Personally. 5 door only and auto only is out for me.

I’d rather a 3 door with a manual gearbox.

So the Audi S3 2.0 is for me.