FP Commenters, When Tesla/Dealerships are Mentioned, Be Like...

Kinja'd!!! "PatBateman" (PatBateman)
05/05/2017 at 16:04 • Filed to: RAGE AGAINST THE THING

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But I’m like...

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Because I don’t. I really don’t give a fuck. It doesn’t effect me, either way. If done without injury/casualties, I wouldn’t care if Tesla employees grabbed tritons and sacked every dealership barbarian-style within a five mile radius of their stores, and vice versa. Why don’t I care, you ask?

Because there isn’t a big enough reason why I should. That’s why.

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DISCUSSION (19)


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > PatBateman
05/05/2017 at 16:07

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I demand you care ... right now!

But seriously ... Tesla owners have a vocal online presence. They are not to be trifled with.


Kinja'd!!! PatBateman > CalzoneGolem
05/05/2017 at 16:09

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Tesla owners? Vocal online presence?! WHAAAAAAAT?!?!

Yes, they are here. And vocal/typal.


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > PatBateman
05/05/2017 at 16:10

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They must get a notification on their screens in their cars when someone is talking some shit on the internet about Tesla.


Kinja'd!!! TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > PatBateman
05/05/2017 at 16:11

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Amen.


Kinja'd!!! PatBateman > CalzoneGolem
05/05/2017 at 16:14

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Musk probably just sends it to their cars with a push of a button.


Kinja'd!!! fintail > PatBateman
05/05/2017 at 16:20

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Don’t taunt them though, you might get banned. The ever-credible blogger/editorial staff is at least complicit.


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > PatBateman
05/05/2017 at 16:24

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Manual? Fuck that he’s got a service running on a dedicated server scouring the internet for shade being cast in his direction.


Kinja'd!!! themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > PatBateman
05/05/2017 at 16:25

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What I dislike more than the tesla defenders are the dealership defenders. Both are out in force in the comments and I can pretty much call every comment’s words after the first sentence. It’s always the same points, all of which are mostly or completely wrong, and an ardent refusal to budge even a little.

...and that applies to both groups.


Kinja'd!!! PatBateman > fintail
05/05/2017 at 16:34

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When I make a comment on that kind of article, it’s very reasonable and factual. I’ve been on the receiving end of their wrath before, though (the commenters, I mean).


Kinja'd!!! PatBateman > CalzoneGolem
05/05/2017 at 16:36

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I’m probably banned from ever buying a Tesla. LOL

Hope not, though. Seriously, Musk, if you’re reading this (AND I KNOW YOU ARE), I’d like to buy a P100D someday, don’t blackball me, bro.


Kinja'd!!! Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > CalzoneGolem
05/05/2017 at 16:37

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Tesla itself has an army of employees that watch the internet...


Kinja'd!!! PatBateman > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
05/05/2017 at 16:39

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I agree. Raging, IRL or on the interweb, does zero good. All that happens is you get your blood pressure up. There are good aspects and bad aspects to each side’s arguments, and quite frankly I don’t care enough about either scenario to argue a point.


Kinja'd!!! wiffleballtony > PatBateman
05/05/2017 at 17:33

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Who doesn’t like a good shit stirring?


Kinja'd!!! Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > CalzoneGolem
05/05/2017 at 17:45

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Well... Tesla owners, Tesla shareholders and Tesla enthusiasts.

But part of the reason why they’re vocal is because for the longest time, the rest of the auto industry constantly said asinine/false things about Tesla and BEVs in general.

Actually the talk against Tesla and BEVs still continues today... only now there is a much larger group of people debunking what is said... and it’s much easier to make a case given the number of BEVs being sold these days compared to the past. 

Hell... *I* have been part of the group who repeatedly debunked dumb shit that was said about BEVs and cars like the Prius since the late 1990s.


Kinja'd!!! fintail > PatBateman
05/05/2017 at 19:11

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All I had to do was call it a cult.


Kinja'd!!! PatBateman > fintail
05/05/2017 at 21:36

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Read through my comments. I’m being attacked. LOL


Kinja'd!!! fintail > PatBateman
05/06/2017 at 12:44

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I keep away from that place nowadays :)


Kinja'd!!! NJAnon > PatBateman
05/18/2017 at 19:52

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You’re supposed to be here with us on oppositelock Pat! when you wander off the reservation we can’t be responsible for what you encounter, lol


Kinja'd!!! PatBateman > NJAnon
05/18/2017 at 19:58

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While I may roam the Kinja badlands searching for intellectual information/lulz, I always return to the Oppo homestead.