"Tapas" (tapas)
05/05/2017 at 15:30 • Filed to: None
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"Tapas" (tapas)
05/05/2017 at 15:30 • Filed to: None | 3
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Keep the bleach ready for the eyes
Spoiler alert, this will be bad.
No alert needed here
Because that car has a lot of spoilers, get it?
SPOILERS!
Oh, I see what you did there.
“Baller” indeed
Okay, lets fix the car first. Then spend money on mods.
But then, I won’t have this spectacle, would I?
Stop trying to make PTs cool
Ok, stop....
Seriously, stop!
Bling bling with Adidas pants. Pfft, typical Ethiopians!
Roll up the window, fellow conspiracy theorist! There is a breach in the Faraday cage1!\!!!1
Didn’t know R8s were that small
Kid’s paper maché project?
Never pull over to pee again! Never bring the opposite sex into the car again!
Onee chan has noticed
He yells, “get a fucking life!”
So aerodynamic, the gas tank fills itself!
Yes. A Genesis truck.
And a Beetle-Jaguar
A Corvettado
The Krylon Monster!
Ohhh I’ve left the worst for last!
I mean it!
And goodnight! (because it’s night here)
Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street.
> Tapas
05/05/2017 at 15:36 |
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TheJWT
> Tapas
05/05/2017 at 15:37 |
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If this were done right I’d be all over it
AndyG_UK
> Tapas
05/05/2017 at 15:39 |
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Dear god my eyes, MY EYES!!
Thankfully, due to very strict rules in the UK most of these would be very quickly pulled off the road, most of that shit would cause an MOT failure (especially the ones where the wheels protrude past the wheel arches) and also things sticking out (that can impale pedestrians) would also see them being very illegal!
12and35
> Tapas
05/05/2017 at 15:39 |
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I don’t think bleach is strong enough...
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Tapas
> TheJWT
05/05/2017 at 15:40 |
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But it’s not done right! It’s the opposite of right!
It’s fucked!
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Tapas
> AndyG_UK
05/05/2017 at 15:40 |
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One of the very few rules I like
aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe
> Tapas
05/05/2017 at 15:40 |
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I can’t even hate that jag. Its just too batshit
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Tapas
> aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe
05/05/2017 at 15:41 |
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I can (hate it).
philipilihp
> Tapas
05/05/2017 at 15:49 |
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No. No. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. Not sure what else to say about the jag. NO! Just no. no. nonononononononono. No.
Also, that’s the car from Cars!
user314
> Tapas
05/05/2017 at 15:53 |
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wkiernan
> Tapas
05/05/2017 at 16:35 |
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That Jaguar will give me nightmares, but I actually kinda like that white PT Cruiser with the purple flames and the spats. I mean, if for some reason you are going to have a PT Cruiser it ought to have spats. However, they should also have chromed the bumpers.
Camshaft Chris: Skyline/McLaren/Porsche Fanboy
> Tapas
05/05/2017 at 16:58 |
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The first one with the six tier wing at least looks like it’s trolling. Nobody would do that a be serious with it. The more I look at it, the more it looks like they were trying to make a replica of one of the “tuner” cars from the first Cars movie...
ateamfan42
> Tapas
05/05/2017 at 16:59 |
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Is it bad I don’t hate the TT? It is like an inside joke for people who know Audis.
jkm7680
> Tapas
05/05/2017 at 17:26 |
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I... Think that TT looks alright.
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Tapas
> jkm7680
05/05/2017 at 17:49 |
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It’s one of them, guys! Get him!!!!!!
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Tapas
> Camshaft Chris: Skyline/McLaren/Porsche Fanboy
05/05/2017 at 17:52 |
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I had no idea this was a thing till I posted this.
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> philipilihp
05/05/2017 at 17:53 |
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MISSION. ACCOMPLISHED.
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> user314
05/05/2017 at 17:54 |
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Haha love that gif
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> wkiernan
05/05/2017 at 17:54 |
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Careful there, bud. It’s a slippery slope...
carcrasher88
> Tapas
05/05/2017 at 18:27 |
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Honestly, other than the fact that they used an AUTHENTIC Jag for it, I actually kinda like it. Big engine, wide rear end, and a surprisingly well thought out use of those Taurus headlights. Looks like it could pull wheelies that would put a Challenger SRT Demon to shame.
Still hate that it’s a real Jaguar, instead of one of those replica ones. That’s my only issue with it.
The Corvette rear styling on the Silverado isn’t too bad, it’s just that they put everything on the tailgate at least 2-3 inches too high. If they were a little lower, it would actually look pretty decent...of course, this comes from someone who likes it when someone makes an actually decent looking custom truck with Cadillac taillights on it.
Everything else here is just plain horrid...especially the PT Cruisers and the gold painted Enclave.
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> carcrasher88
05/05/2017 at 18:38 |
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Hush now! ~ *pokes you with a spear into a dungeon* An actual zJag was destroyed. So you don’t support it!
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philipilihp
> Tapas
05/05/2017 at 19:00 |
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Well done sir.
Kiltedpadre
> wkiernan
05/05/2017 at 23:15 |
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Loose the flames and chrome the bumpers and I like it. However this is one of my dream cars so it’s not too surprising...
gmporschenut also a fan of hondas
> Tapas
05/06/2017 at 00:02 |
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amateur all those ribs are just going to trap stale pee
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Tapas
> gmporschenut also a fan of hondas
05/06/2017 at 00:49 |
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True. Although no one that is squeamish of a bit of pee would do this lol
pip bip - choose Corrour
> Tapas
05/06/2017 at 09:06 |
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kill them all with fire!
NJAnon
> Tapas
05/07/2017 at 17:21 |
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Look, you want to make your car into a Shakotan car or the Batmobile & feel like Batman or Batwoman go ahead. But actually do it! Don’t stop 18% of the way in! lol
I feel bad for that nissan versa owner in the sense their heart is in the right place paint scheme wise but when you don’t have $$$ to put up for the Nissan you want...