"HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch)
05/05/2017 at 13:22 • Filed to: None
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"HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch)
05/05/2017 at 13:22 • Filed to: None | 2
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“ Q: Why is Cinco de Mayo so popular in the United States?
A: Over 30 million Americans are of Mexican descent, and the rest will take any opportunity to celebrate a French military defeat.”
Man, the onion killed it today.
RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
> HammerheadFistpunch
05/05/2017 at 13:27 |
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Five of Five, Tertiary adjunct to unimatrix Mexico, etc. Resistance is futile. You will be alcoholated.
WilliamsSW
> HammerheadFistpunch
05/05/2017 at 13:33 |
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All I know is that we have several people in the office of Mexican heritage, and they convinced management to cater tacos for everyone for lunch today. Caterer brought 4 kinds of tacos, 3 kinds of salsa, and someone else brought 2 kinds of homemade salsa. Churros, rice, guac, the whole deal. And my desk is right by the lunchroom.
Life is good.
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HammerheadFistpunch
> WilliamsSW
05/05/2017 at 13:35 |
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Take that French Army!
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WilliamsSW
> HammerheadFistpunch
05/05/2017 at 13:39 |
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Of course, if the situation were reversed, I’d happily be eating steak frites or something. But I wouldn’t be quite as happy, because tacos are awesome.
Textured Soy Protein
> HammerheadFistpunch
05/05/2017 at 14:23 |
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I have a racist, machine gun enthusiast friend who jokes about running for president of his HOA so he can build a wall and make the subdivision on the other side of the main road pay for it, and thinks that people shouldn’t be guaranteed health insurance if they have pre-existing conditions because “it’s not like you can buy a life insurance policy after you’re already dead.”
I have no doubt that he will be eating many tacos today, because he likes tacos.