Jurassic Park T-Rex footprint potholes of Walmart

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05/03/2017 at 18:49 • Filed to: None

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The parking lot of the West Madison Walmart is a disaster. BMW 335xi with mad tyte 19 inch rimzzz provided for scale.

UPDATE: Inside the store, this motion-activated toilet bowl night light appears to be a popular item.

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DISCUSSION (10)


Kinja'd!!! Honeybunchesofgoats > Textured Soy Protein
05/03/2017 at 18:58

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“Pfft, please.”

– every highway within 25 miles of Philadelphia.


Kinja'd!!! Textured Soy Protein > Honeybunchesofgoats
05/03/2017 at 19:11

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There are many, many other potholes in this Walmart parking lot, I just didn’t feel like taking pictures of every one of them. This one was the largest (that I saw).


Kinja'd!!! Bourbon&JellyBeans > Textured Soy Protein
05/03/2017 at 19:15

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Is that an artillery crater?


Kinja'd!!! Textured Soy Protein > Bourbon&JellyBeans
05/03/2017 at 19:23

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An artillery crater is what will happen if you go to poop at night without the Illumibowl motion-activated toilet night light.


Kinja'd!!! arl > Textured Soy Protein
05/03/2017 at 20:31

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Odd segue here, but the toilet bowl light reminds me of the new coffee service we have at work. One of the new flavors is called “Gale Force”. It makes me chuckle every time I make a cup. There’s going to a gale force in the bathroom in about 15 minutes.......

They should rename the parking lot “Pointe Du Hoc parking”. We dropped a few bombs there in 1944.


Kinja'd!!! gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > Textured Soy Protein
05/04/2017 at 00:52

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thats why I pay $.20 more to go to Target where I don’t feel like I’m about to get mugged.


Kinja'd!!! Textured Soy Protein > gmporschenut also a fan of hondas
05/04/2017 at 01:31

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I don’t feel like I’m about to get mugged at Walmart. It’s not my primary shopping destination, but they have good deals on kitchen gadgets, car fluids, personal care products and generic meds. Often way cheaper than Target. So I tend to shop there for those things.


Kinja'd!!! Wrong Wheel Drive (41%) > Textured Soy Protein
05/04/2017 at 12:50

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Maybe they are just jealous of all the lakes next door in MN. Gotta up the lake numbers somehow to compete!


Kinja'd!!! gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > Textured Soy Protein
05/04/2017 at 19:57

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ah. the one next to me hasn’t been renovated in @25 years and the parking lot looks like an abandoned factory.


Kinja'd!!! Textured Soy Protein > gmporschenut also a fan of hondas
05/04/2017 at 20:00

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Don’t get me wrong, there are assorted, shall we say, unkempt looking folks at my local Walmart, and many, many obese people in power chairs, but nobody who I think poses a genuine threat to my safety. And hey, their knockoff version of the face wash I like is a whole dollar cheaper than Target’s knockoff version of the face wash I like.