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"Ash78, voting early and often" (ash78) 05/02/2017 at 11:12 • Filed to: None

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Life skills, weekend edition:

1. Friday: Don ’ t fully tighten lug nuts until the car has been lowered. Tire rotation is necessary “ Because the front tires have all the power and do all the turning. ”

2. Saturday: The Jaguar E - Type and F - Type R are both awesome in their own ways.

3. Sunday: Chainsaw!

Bryan doesn't drive a 1M > Ash78, voting early and often 05/02/2017 at 11:16

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I can’t tell which of you is more excited to use that chainsaw...

Ash78, voting early and often > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M 05/02/2017 at 11:17

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My wife said the exact same thing. My view is if I’m going to the effort to get it out, tighten the chain, add oil, and drag the extension cord out, STUFF GONNA GET CUT!

For Sweden > Ash78, voting early and often 05/02/2017 at 11:19

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Your son is going to think the English are cool...

Ash78, voting early and often > For Sweden 05/02/2017 at 11:25

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Quote (on the E-Type, looking at the interior): “Why is everything broken?”

For Sweden > Ash78, voting early and often 05/02/2017 at 11:28

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Because people let Harold Wilson build a government, son.

WilliamsSW > Ash78, voting early and often 05/02/2017 at 11:32

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As a 1st time dad of an 8 month old, this is great Oppo—

$kaycog > Ash78, voting early and often 05/02/2017 at 11:33

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Your son has really grown! My, how time flies.

Ash78, voting early and often > $kaycog 05/02/2017 at 11:35

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6, going on 16...threatening to smash things, getting in trouble at school, sleeping with stuffed animals.

EL_ULY > Ash78, voting early and often 05/02/2017 at 11:40

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chainsaws are the best saws.

Lol I have that same one. Works bloody good for a little electric one

Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis > Ash78, voting early and often 05/02/2017 at 11:43

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Hey man, stuffed animals are now considered gateway drugs, you gotta keep an eye on that.

Ash78, voting early and often > EL_ULY 05/02/2017 at 11:44

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Hey, it’s no 18" Stihl gas model, but it doesn’t need much maintenance and cuts 90% of the trees I have. As long as the power doesn’t go out, anyway...

Ash78, voting early and often > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 05/02/2017 at 11:45

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Don’t worry, we’re nipping it in the bud.

EL_ULY > Ash78, voting early and often 05/02/2017 at 11:48

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indeed :] Add a 100ft extension cord = unstoppable lawn care gladiator \m/ !!!