FMK.

"The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes) 05/01/2017 at 12:05 • Filed to: None

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Fuck, Marry, Kill. Jeeps crica 2007.

Commander:

Patriot:

Liberty:

awmaster10 > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 05/01/2017 at 12:09

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Fuck: Commander

Marry: Liberty

Kill: Patriot

I hate them all besides the commander, which is a heap reliability wise.

bhtooefr > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 05/01/2017 at 12:09

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Fuck the Liberty if it’s a CRD, otherwise kill.

Kill the Commander.

Kill the Patriot.

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 05/01/2017 at 12:09

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HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 05/01/2017 at 12:10

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F: Compass, but a manual FWD.

M: Fommander(that was a typo but I think it works)

K: the liberty, it’s probably all ready rusted away anyway.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 05/01/2017 at 12:11

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Fuck the Commander (men in uniform r hot)

Marry the Liberty

Kill the Patriot

WilliamsSW > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 05/01/2017 at 12:12

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Use the Commander to push the Patriot and Liberty off of a 5,000 foot high cliff, then trade in the Commander to get rid of the evidence.

duurtlang > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 05/01/2017 at 12:13

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Fuck that, kill them all.

OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 05/01/2017 at 12:15

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Kill them all. With fire.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > bhtooefr 05/01/2017 at 12:17

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Trust me the CRD Liberty isn’t better than the gas one. It’s worse.

Back in the day my parents thought about buying a diesel Liberty, but bought a 4 banger Escape instead because the Jeep felt too slow. I’ve also driven one it wasn’t an enjoyable experience

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 05/01/2017 at 12:19

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I hate these “no choice is good” “would you rather” games.

For Sweden > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie 05/01/2017 at 12:19

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Oh hey that’s where I live

RT > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 05/01/2017 at 12:20

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Drive Land Rovers instead, kill those Jeeps.

DaftRyosuke - So Long and Thanks for All the Fish! > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 05/01/2017 at 12:21

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Fuck Liberty

Marry Commander

Kill that Abomination

not for canada - australian in disguise > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 05/01/2017 at 12:23

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Fuck Liberty

Marry Commander

Burn the Patriot

jasmits > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 05/01/2017 at 12:25

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I think you forgot a model, it starts with W and ends with rangler.

You also forgot another that starts with Grand and ends with Cherokee.

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > jasmits 05/01/2017 at 12:26

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I left those out on purpose, they would have made it too easy.

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 05/01/2017 at 12:29

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They would have made it answerable.

and 100 more > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 05/01/2017 at 12:33

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Fuck the Liberty - beat the shit out of it offroad and leave it once we’ve exhausted the suspension’s capacity to hold the vehicle up. Shouldn’t take long.

Marry the Patriot - speaking from experience, it’s a cockroach... a relatively roomy wagon that gets decent mileage and will run (poorly) forever.

Kill the Commander - can’t drive more than fifteen feet from a gas station, and its no more reliable than anything else Jeep made at the time.

boredalways > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 05/01/2017 at 12:36

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Fuck: Commander

Kill: Compass

Kill: Liberty

did i do it right?

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 05/01/2017 at 12:43

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Burn them all to the ground and tap dance on their ashes.

pip bip - choose Corrour > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 05/02/2017 at 07:00

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kill ‘em all