Just watched Fast 8 (No Spoilers)

"Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)" (bman76-4)
04/30/2017 at 23:04 • Filed to: None

Hahahaha, legitimately one of the worst movies I’ve ever seen. I’m going to sum it up in a gif and 2 videos.

For physics, cars, and human emotion:

For CGI:

and for scenes that just become comically bad as they go along (good for Blues Brothers, bad for F8):

I expected an enjoyable mess, it was just a mess.

DISCUSSION (32)

EL_ULY > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)
04/30/2017 at 23:09

Was there SPOON engines?

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > EL_ULY
04/30/2017 at 23:11

No, just FCA products falling from the sky.

RiceRocketeer Extraordinaire > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)
04/30/2017 at 23:12

As something that might’ve been an A-Team movie, it was okay. I kept thinking though, weren’t these guys just a bunch of street racers not that long ago? I started to miss the first 3 F&F movies ...

AestheticsInMotion > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)
04/30/2017 at 23:14

Tokyo Drift 2 or gtfo.

I’m trying to think of any other non straight to DVD movie sagas that have gotten to this many, while still being more or less part of a large arc and not just random adventures in the same world

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > RiceRocketeer Extraordinaire
04/30/2017 at 23:14

They gave all the emotional scenes to an actor who is incapable of showing any emotion.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)
04/30/2017 at 23:20

Consistent with the downward spiral that is FCA

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > AestheticsInMotion
04/30/2017 at 23:27

Tokyo drift 2 would be great as long as this obnoxious douchebag of a hilbilly bumblefuck isn’t in it

Kinja'd!!!

shop-teacher > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)
04/30/2017 at 23:28

Way back when the first one made it to cable, I couldn’t even get through that one. Haven’t watched one since.

ktfright | Kinja Neighborhood Black Guy > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)
04/30/2017 at 23:29

Somebody has never seen Tommy Wiseau’s ‘The Room”

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > shop-teacher
04/30/2017 at 23:31

First one is great by comparison.

shop-teacher > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)
04/30/2017 at 23:35

Wow, that must have been one hellacious shit-show.

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > ktfright | Kinja Neighborhood Black Guy
04/30/2017 at 23:35

I didn’t say it was THE worst movie, but it’s among them. ( Epic Movie is still the worst thing I’ve ever seen by a long shot)

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)
04/30/2017 at 23:42

Grandma’s Boy is also awful. American Pie 2 was bad, American Wedding even worse. Remake of Red Riding Hood, The Purge, that movie where children think they’re in a space academy, but they find out their simulation was fake and they killed millions of aliens... I think Harrison Ford was the “bad” guy?

CTSenVy > shop-teacher
04/30/2017 at 23:42

Their only real saving grace is that they give the CinemaSins guys material to work with.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > shop-teacher
04/30/2017 at 23:47

I’m with you. I can’t stand the FF movies and I like cars.

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
04/30/2017 at 23:49

Enders Game? I liked the books but never saw the movie because it looked bad (and Orson Scott Card turned out to be a homophobic asshole).

AestheticsInMotion > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
04/30/2017 at 23:58

Agreed, and also keep The Rock out. Every time I read an article proclaiming him as a modern day action hero akin to Sigourney Weaver, Arnold, Bruce Willis, etc. I vomit a little.

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > AestheticsInMotion
05/01/2017 at 00:02

My girlfriend utterly hated Tokyo Drift. She spent the whole movie hoping the main character would die and get replaced by Han.

..oops.

AestheticsInMotion > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
05/01/2017 at 00:06

*replaced by Lil Bow Wow

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)
05/01/2017 at 01:06

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sgPk0DE8HE

Dusty Ventures > AestheticsInMotion
05/01/2017 at 01:19

I feel bad dissing Dwayne because by all accounts he’s pretty much the nicest guy in the world, and I kinda like the way he’s worked to put his WWE persona behind him and be a straight up actor. Also (and I realize this is a low bar to clear) I will say he’s the best actor to come out of pro wrestling since Andre the Giant. But he’s certainly no Bruce, and it seems like lately he’s been more a characature of himself than anything.

Also either he’s juicing or I’m tripping.

Dusty Ventures > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)
05/01/2017 at 01:20

Manos: The Hands of Fate

AestheticsInMotion > Dusty Ventures
05/01/2017 at 01:28

He definitely seems like a nice guy. I can’t even pinpoint what it is exactly, but I just can’t stand him as an actor...

And yeah, he’s had dramatic physique changes in short periods of time, going back and forth between blubbery, normalish and massive vascular man/beast. There could be some prohibited substances involved...

RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
05/01/2017 at 06:18

I actually liked the Enders Game movie.

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > Dusty Ventures
05/01/2017 at 08:24

MST3K level bad has a redeeming quality. Because MST3K

Dusty Ventures > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)
05/01/2017 at 09:48

I never said anything about watching the MST3K version of it.

StndIbnz, Drives a MSRT8 > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)
05/01/2017 at 10:37

As an engineer, I laughed soooooooooo hard at so many of those scenes. It was still fun, but man was it funny bad.

Milky > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)
05/01/2017 at 11:31

I really don’t get all of the hate comments around here. Would I like the movie to be more in the style of the first one? Yea, sure. But where they’re at now is dumb fun with a lot of cars thrown in. I’ll happily spend $12 for entertainment.

But I guess its probably awkward to get a seat in a theater with a high horse.

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > Milky
05/01/2017 at 13:24

It was a mess, not only was the action silly/stupid but the plot and tone were so inconsistent that it made it hard to watch. The first half was legitimately bad, the second half was tolerable.

Milky > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)
05/01/2017 at 13:49

You would have enjoyed your 2 hours if you didn’t look for a “plot” and laughed along with the silly/stupid action scenes.

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > Milky
05/01/2017 at 13:59

I did laugh, a lot. But the “emotional” murder of a character didn’t have much impact when stupid shit is happening 15 seconds beforehand.

Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW! > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)
05/02/2017 at 15:52

Yeah, I was disappointed. I really wanted to like it buuuuut, I just can’t do it.