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Kinja'd!!! "The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
04/28/2017 at 13:02 • Filed to: None

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Fuck, Marry, Kill. Daimler Chrysler era AMG SUV’s.

R63 AMG:

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ML55 AMG:

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G55 AMG:

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DISCUSSION (14)


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
04/28/2017 at 13:05

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F the G

M the R

K the M


Kinja'd!!! That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
04/28/2017 at 13:06

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Marry the G55, fuck the R63, kill the ML...I had an ML350 and ‘more horsepower’ wasn’t the answer for what was wrong with it.


Kinja'd!!! WilliamsSW > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
04/28/2017 at 13:13

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Marry the R because 63>55 and unicorn. F the ML55 because at least it was designed in the 20th century. Kill the G wagen.


Kinja'd!!! Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
04/28/2017 at 13:14

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Fuck/marry the G55, kill the others


Kinja'd!!! Tripper > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
04/28/2017 at 13:16

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Marry the G

Fuck the R class

Kill the baby shoe


Kinja'd!!! Saracen > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
04/28/2017 at 13:17

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This is correct.


Kinja'd!!! 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
04/28/2017 at 13:26

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I know we’re car enthusiasts, but I’m struggling to think of what drawn analogy ‘fucking’ a car is. DD = Marry, Track = Fuck(?), Burn = Kill? At least I hope it’s an analogy. I mean technically I stick my penis into all of the cars I’ve driven, even some I haven’t, but it’s always accompanied by the rest of my body and occasionally some clothing.


Kinja'd!!! RallyWrench > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
04/28/2017 at 13:26

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Kill ‘em all. The R is a piece of shit, the ML is a piece of shit, and G is a husk of its former self.


Kinja'd!!! dogisbadob > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
04/28/2017 at 13:32

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DD R63

Track G-wagon

Burn ML


Kinja'd!!! DaftRyosuke - So Long and Thanks for All the Fish! > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30
04/28/2017 at 14:03

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On my Facebook group we used to have a feature called, “Buy, Drive, Burn,” that’s the easiest way I could transfer it to car terms.


Kinja'd!!! 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 > DaftRyosuke - So Long and Thanks for All the Fish!
04/28/2017 at 14:05

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Are buying and driving not synonymous? Genuine question, I wouldn’t buy a car just to own it not plan to drive it. Or do you mean your smart money would be on X, but you’d rather drive Y?


Kinja'd!!! DaftRyosuke - So Long and Thanks for All the Fish! > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30
04/28/2017 at 14:08

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Driving = Like a long test drive


Kinja'd!!! 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 > DaftRyosuke - So Long and Thanks for All the Fish!
04/28/2017 at 14:09

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Gotcha


Kinja'd!!! QCGoose > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
04/28/2017 at 21:51

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My choices as well.