![]() 04/24/2017 at 13:17 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
Would you rather....
A. Get one year of pure driving nirvana, any car, any number of miles, free gas in exchange for never driving again. Public transit for the rest of your life, nothing with a motor shall ever be under your command again. No mopeds, no chainsaw bicycles, not even a power wheel.
You can even take a paid sabbatical and take drugs so you never sleep.
OR
B. Drive but your mind is erased such that your car is now an appliance. You live and die by consumer reports. You can’t understand what makes people want to race their car or even modify it. You get very preachy about why your Prius is saving the earth.
This.
Or this
![]() 04/24/2017 at 13:18 |
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I’ll take the Enzo.
![]() 04/24/2017 at 13:21 |
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A
![]() 04/24/2017 at 13:26 |
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Neither.
![]() 04/24/2017 at 13:30 |
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Meh, every single car ever made is an appliance in my eyes :] The driver doe.... if the passion and talent is there, any car can be a hero.
-Uly (nom nom)
![]() 04/24/2017 at 13:37 |
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Guess I could always off myself after the year is up
Edit: I think I have a loop hole...once the year is up get into wind powered sports, sail boats, wind surfing, ice sailing, etc... those things can still move pretty fast and have no motor...unfortunately day to day i would still need to take bus or bike to work
![]() 04/24/2017 at 13:47 |
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I will wait 60 years and then accept the first offer and purposely kill myself in a violent single car crash on the last day
![]() 04/24/2017 at 13:49 |
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Nope, Mind gets erased. No passion or skill.
![]() 04/24/2017 at 13:50 |
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If you can get the ice sail boat(?) to the lake while taking public transit, that is allowed.
![]() 04/24/2017 at 13:50 |
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So you’d drive a Pinto? That is a viable option, twisted but an option.
![]() 04/24/2017 at 13:51 |
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as an enthusiast that would be a pretty cool way to go out. Some cars are fun to drive because of the legend behind them.
![]() 04/24/2017 at 13:57 |
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Or does the way they drive make them legendary?
![]() 04/24/2017 at 14:15 |
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I mean I just have to bribe a buddy to do that for me a couple times a year and find someone willing to rent some storage space on their lawn for the winter.
![]() 04/24/2017 at 14:50 |
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Option A seems to rule out command of any form of autonomous vehicle also. That would suck really bad if they became commonplace in the future.
![]() 04/24/2017 at 15:39 |
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You...monster......
![]() 04/25/2017 at 06:52 |
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i’d rather walk than either option
![]() 04/26/2017 at 11:38 |
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Option 1