Re Post for church crowd--- Ok,  Yesterday I got a Rim-Blow from a 44 year old Cougar.    I dare you to compose a dirtier sounding automotive statement that is true.   (It was near Moose Jaw, but I couldn't work that in without it sounding less sexy).   

"Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer" (dash-doorhandle-and-bondo) 04/22/2017 at 21:36 • Filed to: None

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Don’t let me down oppo.

CB > Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer 04/22/2017 at 21:38

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I bet you could have made it more sexual if you said you found it near Regina.

AestheticsInMotion > Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer 04/22/2017 at 21:39

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My friend got an Sti, and blew a tranny while yanking on the (gear)knob.

And yet he keeps buying Subarus...

Xyl0c41n3 > Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer 04/22/2017 at 21:40

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Not automotive related, but yesterday my boss said, “Spray some lubricant on it and then stab it with the banana a couple of times.”

Yes, it was completely work related and not at all NSFW. Heh.

Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer > CB 04/22/2017 at 21:41

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yeah, the big ‘jina. Or the windy ‘jina. both work for me. It is currently located in the big Jina. I’m a gonna put in the trunk of the old fastback if you know what I mean......

WilliamsSW > Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer 04/22/2017 at 21:41

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I feel like there’s a way to work in the fact that you got it at a pick and pull, but I’m too brain dead to figure out how

macanamera > Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer 04/22/2017 at 21:42

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It’s not car related, but yesterday I told some chick to “spray some lubricant on it and stab it with the banana a couple of times”

Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer > AestheticsInMotion 04/22/2017 at 21:42

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all the yes.

Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer > WilliamsSW 04/22/2017 at 21:43

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well it was yanked off by the guy before me........this is good oppo.

AestheticsInMotion > Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer 04/22/2017 at 21:43

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He also blew his headgasket.... But I wanted to give other oppos a chance haha

WilliamsSW > Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer 04/22/2017 at 21:45

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So you got it after it was yanked off by some random guy at a pick and pull?

Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer > WilliamsSW 04/22/2017 at 21:46

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That is the story I’m sticking to.

AestheticsInMotion > macanamera 04/22/2017 at 21:47

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I can’t stop laughing. Not sure if trolling or.....

WilliamsSW > Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer 04/22/2017 at 21:48

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So you’re saying it was sticky?

Xyl0c41n3 > macanamera 04/22/2017 at 21:48

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Boss?!?!

Boss, how come you never told me you Oppo?

(Also, he told my male coworker that, not me).

Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer > WilliamsSW 04/22/2017 at 21:49

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crusty and turdy are better descriptors. I actually went to see the windowless van.....

wafflesnfalafel > Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer 04/22/2017 at 21:50

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uh... “my wife prefers full synthetic when I change her oil.” No, wait... “I topped up my wife’s washer fluid.” No, no.... How about, “my wife takes her shoes off when she drives a manual transmission.” eh... I’m not sure if this is working out....

WilliamsSW > Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer 04/22/2017 at 21:51

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A few years ago, I broke my knob in my BMW. Had to get a new wood one. (This is actually true)

Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer > wafflesnfalafel 04/22/2017 at 21:53

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You know what? just bring her by the shop and we’ll give the undercarage am de-greasing and go from there.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer 04/22/2017 at 21:55

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http://oppositelock.kinja.com/i-watched-k-roll-take-a-dump-yesterday-1781497295

Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 04/22/2017 at 21:57

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noice

DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time > Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer 04/22/2017 at 22:04

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I blew a seal and warm liquid’s everywhere.

I’m going to go shower now.

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer 04/22/2017 at 22:07

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Greased up my girlfriend’s undercarriage the other day. Noticed the rear end was looking a little dirty though :/

Alfalfa > Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer 04/22/2017 at 22:11

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I once got my rod stuck in a bronco after going in to fast without proper lubrication.

Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer > Alfalfa 04/22/2017 at 22:12

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whoa there...... I asked for dirty, not filthy.

Shoop > Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer 04/22/2017 at 22:29

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/r/titlegore

random001 > Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer 04/23/2017 at 09:25

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86notchback > Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer 04/23/2017 at 10:50

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I blew a tranny one day on the side of the Mass pike in my Saab...

BJ > CB 04/23/2017 at 12:20

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Regina, the city that rhymes with...

“fun”.

CB > BJ 04/23/2017 at 12:22

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My girlfriend was at a place where they had Saskatchewan themed condoms (she’s in Saskatoon), and a pun about Regina and its name was on one of them.

BJ > CB 04/23/2017 at 12:31

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*starts Googling furiously*

BJ > BJ 04/23/2017 at 12:33

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http://www.cbc.ca/beta/news/canada/saskatoon/safe-sex-campaign-has-fun-with-saskatchewan-names-places-1.3810150

“Toronto is big, but this is Biggar” - AWESOME!

CB > BJ 04/23/2017 at 12:37

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Those are the ones!

Mid Engine > Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer 04/23/2017 at 14:40

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My wife was rear-ended this morning, then she made us breakfast

cbell04 > Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer 04/23/2017 at 15:17

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I once blew a tranny in Atlanta it cost me $1200 bucks.

gogmorgo - rowing gears in a Grand Cherokee > Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer 04/23/2017 at 18:08

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Just over a week ago I got a boning and penetration and had to clean up an explosive mess of fluids after my rubber failed, also near Moose Jaw.

True story but I’m no good at this. I have however switched to a new brand of rubbers.