Formula Oppo: The Smirnoff Ice Grand Prix of Putin's Playhouse Volume 4

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 04/22/2017 at 19:47 • Filed to: FO, fo

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Welcomings back to Formula Oppo, this week we head back to Putin’s Playhouse for more happy fun times with the prostitutes and, uh... lemonade! Yes my comrades joining us in this five star resort in Mar-a-Lago for the best slice of Formula One racing that this world has to offer.

P !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! But after the first round of pit stops and the safety car, the race was decided. Sebastian Vettel finished 1st, Hamilton overcame his teammate and a 5 second penalty to get 2nd, while Bottas never managed to come to grips with the tires and crossed the line 3rd. McLaren continued it’s perfect season as did Lance Stroll.

This week we head back to Putin’s playhouse, home of the most boring track on the calendar. There has been some more testing this past week where out of fucking nowhere, the McLaren became reliable and surprised the hell out of everyone, including McLaren. So, who knows what kind if racing we’ll see come Sunday. And in other news, Vijay Mallya has been apprehended in London thanks to your tips.

Your Drivers:

Lewis Hamilton- Mercedes

Valtteri Bottas- Mercedes

Daniel Ricciardo- Red Bull

Max Verstappen- Red Bull

Sebastian Vettel- Ferrari

Kimi Raikkonen- Ferrari

Sergio Perez- Force India

Esteban Ocon- Force India

Felipe Massa- Williams

Lance Stroll- Williams

Fernando Alonso- McLaren

Stoffel Vandoorne- McLaren

Daniil Kvyat- Toro Rosso

Carlos Sainz Jr- Toro Rosso

Romain Grosjean- Haas

Kevin Magnussen- Haas

Nico Hulkenberg- Renault

Jolyon Palmer- Renault

Marcus Ericsson- Sauber

Pascal Wehrlein  Antonio Giovinazzi - Sauber

My picks:

Q. Lewis Hamilton

1. Lewis Hamilton

2. Valtteri Bottas

3. Sebastian Vettel

Curse: None

For the rest of you, you have until Q1 to make your picks or they will not count! Good luck!

71MGBGT Likes Subarus of Unusual Colors > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/22/2017 at 21:56

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Q. Ham

1. Vet

2. Ham

3. Bot

pip bip - choose Corrour > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/23/2017 at 00:46

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Q. Bottas

1. Bottas

2. Vettel

3. Alonso

curse Hamilton

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/23/2017 at 22:27

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Q. Lewis Hamilton

1. Lewis Hamilton

2. Sebastian Vettel

3.Valtteri Bottas

Wheelerguy > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/27/2017 at 15:16

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Oh fuck. Do I or do I not? Ugh.

HAM on skewers, but Vettel will win, behind Lewis and Ricciardo.

(And you better fucking bank T3 by 20 degrees or y’all going in gulags!)

jvirgs drives a Subaru > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/27/2017 at 22:23

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Q. HAM

1. VET

2. HAM

3. BOT

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/28/2017 at 08:47

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Q - Bottas (he always does well here

1 - Seb

2 - Bottas (again, always does well here, but Merc seems to be struggling with traction atm)

3 - Ricciardo (Lewis hasn’t had a really bad start yet, so I expect it here)

Greenmobile Supremo Commando, BRZ Extrordinare > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/28/2017 at 15:33

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Q - Bottas

1 - Vettel

2 - Hamilton

3 - Bottas

Phyrxes once again has a wagon! > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/28/2017 at 18:37

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Q. Bottas

1. Vettel

2. Hamilton

3. Bottas

No curse

KnowsAboutCars > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/28/2017 at 18:46

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Q. Hamilton

1. Bottas

2. Hamilton

3. Vettel

For Sweden > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/28/2017 at 19:27

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Q. Vettel

1. Vettel

2. Bottas

3. Raikkonen 

Was für ein Arschloch > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/28/2017 at 23:33

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Q - Vet

Win - Vet

Place - Rai

Show - Ver

pirates-ecu > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/29/2017 at 02:03

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1. iceman

2. vettel

3. hamilton

q. ice man...


Why..... because fuck it thats why

Gated Manual > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/29/2017 at 07:57

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q. vet

1. vet

2. bot

3. ham