![]() 04/21/2017 at 03:06 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
My beer bottle’s not perfectly round. Should I call the cops? CNN? THE MILITARY? HELP!!!
You can’t really tell in the pic though. I can feel...I CAN FEEL IT!
![]() 04/21/2017 at 03:11 |
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Just drink more and your problem will go away.
![]() 04/21/2017 at 03:13 |
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This is true, I’m too drunk for racing sims, but rocket league should do fine.
![]() 04/21/2017 at 03:22 |
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Hurry and remove the contents (best pour it down your neck, the MAN will find it if you pour it down the toilet or sink, so pour it down your throat to be on the safe side) then dispose of the bottle.
The world can’t handle this shit right now man. Things are already sensitive between the U.S. and ............. (insert country name here), this could be the tipping point.
Then move on, this didn’t happen, THIS DIDN’T HAPPEN RIGHT?.
![]() 04/21/2017 at 03:26 |
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Heh. The _tipping_ point. Well done.
![]() 04/21/2017 at 06:19 |
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More like the sipping point.